Bideting

A sex act where one person takes a large sip of water and holds it in their mouth while another person squats over their face. The first person then squirts the water up into the second person's anus, for the purpose of sexual stimulation.

my gf and i tried bideting last night, it was awesome!

by trubbish86 March 7, 2024

The Dumbo Bidet

Edging yourself while your saggy balls are sucked down a flushing toilet. As the bidet power washes your asshole.

Have you joined the Dumbo Bidet mile-high club?

by simplyjames April 9, 2022

redneck bidet

After plunging for several minutes, when the water turns a consistent brown with shreds of toilet paper surfacing consistently, you will feel the pressure drop in your hand(s). At that moment sit down and flush again.

Sorry I got your floor all wet in there but the almighty gave me a redneck bidet before I started to stucco

by Assquatch May 5, 2022

Canine bidet

When you smear peanut butter on your chocolate starfish after pinching a loaf to entice a dog to lick it off, thus cleaning your ass.

I usually prefer the canine bidet to a regular one, but I ran out of skippy.

by Milkbones August 22, 2019

Reverse-Bidet

When guys clean the shit stain inside their toilets by pissing on it

Mom: Wow your toilet is very clean
Son: thanks mom I've been doing the reverse-bidet

by poopoopeepeeclap June 15, 2022

Gold Bidet

The act of using one's urine stream to rinse unwanted fecal matter off one's buttocks and anal region and after defecating.

There was no toilet paper so I had to give myself a Gold Bidet.

by BidenSniffsKids February 9, 2021

bachelor bidet

When someone uses a shower as a bidet when there is no toilet paper available or someone is too lazy to buy toilet paper.

I ran out of toilet paper, so I jumped in the bachelor bidet to clean myself.

by Micro Mage March 13, 2020