The act of simulating a woman's vagina with your fingers to the point of orgasm in such a vigorous manner that she ejaculates and defecates herself at the same time.
Johnny pulled a reverse bidet on Sally last night and she was completely embarrassed, they had to throw away the sheets.
by FkcdOffCO July 13, 2022
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Yeah, toilet paper is a scam. I just hop in the shower and do the ol' american bidet and then use a little soap.
by Jobungus October 3, 2023
Get the american bidet mug."Golden Bidet" When one party (in a sexual encounter) Urinates on another's anus to clean them after they have defecated.
by Thirty-seconds January 4, 2024
Get the Golden Bidet mug.A word pertaining to a creepy p dough US usurper of the White House named Joe Biden who has unnatural relations with girls in his extended family.
by BlueNoMatterWho November 15, 2021
Get the Bidet mug.After plunging for several minutes, when the water turns a consistent brown with shreds of toilet paper surfacing consistently, you will feel the pressure drop in your hand(s). At that moment sit down and flush again.
Sorry I got your floor all wet in there but the almighty gave me a redneck bidet before I started to stucco
by Assquatch May 5, 2022
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by Milkbones August 22, 2019
Get the Canine bidet mug.The act of using one's urine stream to rinse unwanted fecal matter off one's buttocks and anal region and after defecating.
by BidenSniffsKids February 9, 2021
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