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Baron

A man who gets no females, he is a lowlife who does nothing but stargaze.
Look at baron looking in his telescope. What a fucking nerd.
by ihaveabigbooty August 27, 2022
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beef baron

A bitch who sucks long and hard on beef tips
by Gobi Qwyat November 20, 2019
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Baroning

Baroning is the act of casually lying by inventing stories or modifying existing ones.

Baroning probably has its origins in Latin America and became a worldwide phenomenon in late 2018.

The word is derived from the famous German Baron Münchhausen (1720-1797), a guy that casually lied his way around. His most famous thief pistols (for definition see urban dictionary) were:
- riding on a canon ball over the enemy lines, scouting their positions, and then casually stepping over onto an oncoming cannon ball in the opposite direction to return to his groups

Spanish: baronear
German: baroning
English: "He really baroned his way out of this story when his wife asked him about his whereabouts last night."

"She said she can't make it tonight, because there's a problem with the door lock" - "sounds like classic baroning to me"

Spanish: Esta chica colombiana está baroneando muchísimo últimamente, es una verdadera pistolera de ladrón
by ElBarón June 2, 2019
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Baron Bitchalot

A narcissist female boomer who never leaves her bed, only eats junk food, meddles in everyone’s affairs, and obsessively monitors the cable news network so she can fear-monger on social media.
Yo, you know if she’ll be at the family function?

Nah, dude. Baron Bitchalot can’t leave her bed. She’d get upset if anyone had fun anyway.
by anonymous April 2, 2024
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Baron microtransaction

A Hero of London who tragically fell after he warped someone through a wall while charging to rob a bank
by _Jumbo_Jimbo_ January 4, 2021
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Baron Void

A dark draconic leviathan of power, usually the best leader of a group.
User: Baron Void leaded my travel group last time, he protected us all from danger.
by Kara, Baron Void's lover June 6, 2024
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Baronity

Baronity Has several meanings. Starting, with the most common one. Baronity can mean several, Or different things. Baronity, can also mean, A murder scene. Baronity, can also mean somebody is having trouble with something. Baronity, can also mean doing different chores, like cleaning up, Or making music.
I baronity my mom with clothes.
by Izzlock August 21, 2021
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