TP-Bandit

Someone who uses cheap toilet paper and balls it up to wipe while standing on the seat. Thus resulting in tiny rolled up pieces of shit covered toilet paper (shit nuggets) to go everywhere but the bowl.

The TP-Bandit left his shit nuggets on top of the toilet tank lid and all over the floor.

by Fryrack chronicles December 12, 2023

TP Raiders

People who simply go to all the stores and buy all the toilet paper because they think it will help with the coronavirus (COVID-19)

“Dude, look at all those fuckin TP Raiders!”

by coronavirusbs March 18, 2020

Tp

To means think positive

Man tp before I smack the shit out of u

by Zoejohnson129 November 26, 2018

TP

tp means the phone

i need tp to enroll in school again

by mimi.daddy August 3, 2017

TP hair

Not to be confused with a mohawk, TP hair is when a man (or butch woman) styles their hair in such a fashion that all hair comes to a point in the middle, causing it to resemble a Native American hut.

Check out Dallas. I can't believe he goes out into public with TP hair.

by tcufrog08 August 15, 2008

TP

Sum New York shi that means Too Personal

“Yo bro, u drilly?” “TP gang”

by bandofloxkz August 19, 2022

TP

Tripple penetration. Oral, vaginal and anal.

She screwed 3 guys at the same time, totalTP!

by Emme69 November 6, 2016