Skippy John Joe

When you hit a guy with a rock, and bite his ear off.

I just skippy John Joe'd my dad.

by Jayden the Maiden March 30, 2024

Skippy

A 26 or older virgin that lives in his mother's basement searching for a wife but always fails in the most stupid ways possible

Man stop being a pussy you don't want to be a Skippy

by White Phoenix doing stuff as a October 30, 2018

Dirty Skippy

The act of doing ones mother whilst playing a videogame

I pulled dirty Skippy playing Minecraft with your girl

by Jason Bourne IV September 27, 2021

Skippies

A young man's tightie whities or boxer briefs with it without racing stripes.

Mr Janikowski told us to strip down to our skippies after PE class. The problem was he was the janitor.

by Flesher#1993 August 31, 2018

cream my skippies

A common expression to express the impending ejaculation in one’s pants. Commonly due to excitement or anticipation of a gleeful event.

Oh man, if i have one more bite of dessert I’m gonna cream my skippies

Goodness gracious, I got put between Megan and Pam in the homecoming grind train and nearly creamed my skippies.

by tinypelican January 13, 2025

skippy ass mind

Someone who is out of it. Clearly not thinking straight, and needs to come back down to earth before they get fucked up.

“ Did he really think he could say that to you? I don’t know but he must be out his skippy ass mind”

by pyo.offerings October 18, 2023

lil skippy

(1) what i call my sister
(2) the name of a young skipper

(1) get me food, lil skippy!
(2) that boy is the skipper’s son. he’s a lil skippy!

by mjb2 August 3, 2018