Devin Micheal Harper

These kinds of humans are better grilled with charcoal as it is to better saturate the skin color

Person 1: “Devin Micheal Harper is better spitroasted”
Person 2: “Actually if you spit roast them they’ll explode due to the amount of ’gyat’ in the Devin Micheal Harper”

by Korg joeyish November 27, 2023

Harper

If you do a Harper you quit because you are salty

Oh he just did a Harper

by UnkownUser69 May 4, 2020

Harper

Very easy to get along with but can be a backstabbing bitch. Talks to way too many boys and somehow manages to get in with them but never date them. Won't have their first kiss until their over 30. Struggles to get over their exes and the ones they do get over have probably either blocked them or they've lost contact.

Oh look it's Harper... she's talking to a new boy! not very suprised

by hornythot420 May 30, 2020

Harper

Harper is a compassionate, kind and loving guy.

He has rock solid abs and a great smile.
He loves going on risky adventures to boost his adrenaline and is very sensitive\ fragile

“I just saw Harper climbing up a building, wow I wish I could be that brave”

by The poet life December 14, 2018

The HARPER

Penis extension surgery at age 18 which comes with a complimentary tribal tattoo.

I know a bloke who got "The Harper"done. Most people pick shoulder for the tattoo but he went face.

by BWC sassquatch August 18, 2025

kizer harper

He is a handsome nice funny and all around cool guy. His eyes are amaizing and all the girls love him , he is very very popular.

I love that Kizer Harper guy

by Justin ligma December 1, 2018

Harper

potato

a harper will never give you up
Let you down
Run around and desert you

by potatogoboom September 18, 2022