Great genitalia trick to be done while sitting down. This is accomplished when you sneak part of your sack out of your fly and hold it to the chair your sitting in. Then rise as much as you can while saying "awww man, looks like I sat in some gum."
by B*rad August 13, 2007
Get the gum sittermug. by Jennygee1231@gmail.com April 3, 2017
Get the Blue gummug. by brodan joven November 3, 2009
Get the gum sackmug. by GirlSkater February 10, 2004
Get the wine gumsmug. by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2008
Get the abc gummug. When someone asks you for a piece of gum, and you hit them in the face with it. Then and only then, can they consume said piece of gum.
by Gum shanker April 24, 2009
Get the Gum Shankmug. (language: Cantonese)
/gʌm laʊ/
(guhm lou)
–verb (used with object)
*more uses than listed*
1. Slang . to screw up.
2. Slang . to treat unfairly or harshly.
3. Slang . to jizz on (also refer to T-bag).
4. Slang . to perform act of violence.
5. Slang . to cheat.
–verb (used without object)
1. Slang . to meddle (usually fol. by sher lai bei ah dow ah).
–interjection
1. Slang . (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often fol. by a pronoun, as you or it.)
2. Slang . (to add emphasis. Usually fol. by piece of shit).
–noun
1. an act of sexual intercourse.
2. Slang . a person, esp. one who is annoying or contemptible.
3. what the fucking gum lao, Slang . (used as an intensifier, esp. with WH-questions, to express annoyance, impatience, etc.)
-adjective
1. soiled with dirt; foul; unclean: gum lao pair of shoes.
2. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull.
3. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a gum lao question.
4. tediously dull, esp. due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a gum lao party.
5. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that gum lao radio.
6. in a state of stupor; stupefied: gum laoed from fatigue.
/gʌm laʊ/
(guhm lou)
–verb (used with object)
*more uses than listed*
1. Slang . to screw up.
2. Slang . to treat unfairly or harshly.
3. Slang . to jizz on (also refer to T-bag).
4. Slang . to perform act of violence.
5. Slang . to cheat.
–verb (used without object)
1. Slang . to meddle (usually fol. by sher lai bei ah dow ah).
–interjection
1. Slang . (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often fol. by a pronoun, as you or it.)
2. Slang . (to add emphasis. Usually fol. by piece of shit).
–noun
1. an act of sexual intercourse.
2. Slang . a person, esp. one who is annoying or contemptible.
3. what the fucking gum lao, Slang . (used as an intensifier, esp. with WH-questions, to express annoyance, impatience, etc.)
-adjective
1. soiled with dirt; foul; unclean: gum lao pair of shoes.
2. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull.
3. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a gum lao question.
4. tediously dull, esp. due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a gum lao party.
5. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that gum lao radio.
6. in a state of stupor; stupefied: gum laoed from fatigue.
Common usages:
1. "Why are you so gum lao?"
2. "I gum laoed the test."
3. "Fuck that gum lao piece of shit"
4. "Wyatt, stop gum laoing your own face" (also refer to T-bag)
5. "Stacy gum laoed your balls last night" (note ambiguity: multiple definitions)
1. "Why are you so gum lao?"
2. "I gum laoed the test."
3. "Fuck that gum lao piece of shit"
4. "Wyatt, stop gum laoing your own face" (also refer to T-bag)
5. "Stacy gum laoed your balls last night" (note ambiguity: multiple definitions)
by Justin "Gum Lao" Wan December 1, 2010
Get the gum laomug.