Executive Dysfunction

The suite of mental illnesses that prevent a person from being an effective leader.

The experiment is over and the results are in: America's long line of obviously closeted gay presidents has been a total failure. Therefore, the link between homosexuality and Executive Dysfunction is going back in The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, period. It's over.

by Publius0987 April 15, 2025

Russian Execution

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.

The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes

by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014

Jungle Execution

A Jungle Execution is someone hits you so hard with a rolled-up newspaper that it breaks your neck, causing you to instantly perish.

"He became free when Ciocolatta got a fucking Jungle Execution from Giorno"

by GUST_Of_Wind May 15, 2019

Social Execution

The act of executing or killing one's social life by the executioner embarrassing, showing dominance, and even spreading lies about the person.

Daniel: Your a nerd, jack!
Jack: You're*
Daniel: NOOOOOOO
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Hey, did you hear Jack got so embarrassed he went through Social execution?

by TheConditional September 22, 2023

Executive flap

The exuberance of senior managers to accelerate their pursuit of an activity, without due rationality. Typically the after-effect of an Executive’s comment, sometimes directional, other times unintentional. The result often being chaos, confusion and flap.

Oh this project is full of executive flap, it's a nightmare

by DickieDes October 5, 2021

Execute

Yeah, no, I know fuck-face! That's why the deadman switch! That's why the deadman switch, fuck-face!

Hym "You cocksuckers are only pro-human when that human is either doing what you want as long as they're within your gaze. And if they are outside of your gaze, they could be getting their heads exploded my jew-bombs and you wouldn't give a shit. You so you can tell you wife to execute the dick sucking protocol and you can go on right ahead and give me my money."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2024

executive government

Executive Government is submitted by Muse Dictionary in Bored Zone I am fine with the blood of Jesus and the rest of the week and I will be there at the same time I don't have a car 🚗

Executive Government: Easy for me to get a new one 🤠☺️🙂☺️🤠🙂

by Muse Dictionary May 2, 2022