Lobster Dumpling

Sitting in complete darkness and silence, breathing deeply, and softly touching each others' feet.

I feel so at peace when you give me a lobster dumpling.

by Blowfishmethadone December 18, 2011

Crack Dumpling

A starchy doughy snack wrapped around a filling but instead of anything normal inside like meat or whatever it's just actual crack cocaine.

larry: hey bob, did you remember to bring those special Crack Dumplings for my mother's wedding?
bob: yeah
larry: good :)

by VervetMonkey August 16, 2023

Chug Dumpling

When you chug a beer while taking a poop

I was about to chug a beer but had to poop so i decided to pull a chug dumpling and I enjoyed it.

by Dr Chug Dumpling September 24, 2021

Protein Dumpling

Dried out semen inside an orifice

One night Beau shot a load so big inside of Tippy that when he went down on her the next morning he ate a protein dumpling.

by The word of god November 3, 2019

Texas Dumpling

The act of taking the penis and balls into your mouth at the same time during sexual foreplay.

I came home from a hard days work and had to get that Texas Dumpling from my girlfriend.

by K40tix August 9, 2020

Douche dumpling

Douche Dumplings are hairstyles known to both Milennials and the LGBTQ community. A douche dumpling is often the hairstyle of choice for those confused between the need to have bangs and a buzz cut. More commonly referred to as a man bun.

today I spotted an entitled hipster aimlessly crusing the boulevard in his Toyota prius, well under the speed limit of course. As he flicked the lever to open his sun roof. The douche dumpling perched firmly atop his head began to slowly unravel causing thus causing him to narrowly miss the oncoming lgbtq rally that was forming .

by LJpeas October 18, 2021

Take a dumpling

When all you can crap is a little pebble after eating Chinese food.

I thought I really had to shit when I got home but I just had to take a dumpling.

by Oohmang May 11, 2015