Take a dumpling

When all you can crap is a little pebble after eating Chinese food.

I thought I really had to shit when I got home but I just had to take a dumpling.

by Oohmang May 09, 2015

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Chug Dumpling

When you chug a beer while taking a poop

I was about to chug a beer but had to poop so i decided to pull a chug dumpling and I enjoyed it.

by Dr Chug Dumpling September 24, 2021

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Chug Dumpling

When you chug a beer while taking a dump.

I cracked a beer on the toilet and chugged it as I pooped. I preformed a chug dumpling.

by Dr Chug Dumpling October 03, 2021

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smooth dumplings

Shaved testicles.

Guy: You'll love my smooth dumplings.

Girl: You're what?

Guy: My shaved nuts, bitch!

by not2greene September 07, 2011

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Douche dumpling

Douche Dumplings are hairstyles known to both Milennials and the LGBTQ community. A douche dumpling is often the hairstyle of choice for those confused between the need to have bangs and a buzz cut. More commonly referred to as a man bun.

today I spotted an entitled hipster aimlessly crusing the boulevard in his Toyota prius, well under the speed limit of course. As he flicked the lever to open his sun roof. The douche dumpling perched firmly atop his head began to slowly unravel causing thus causing him to narrowly miss the oncoming lgbtq rally that was forming .

by LJpeas October 18, 2021

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