Drop a double duece

This is when you take a monster shit and in fact so monstrous that your asshole was stretched out more than it's ever been and you are in serious pain for at least two hours after and you see blood streaks on the toilet paper after you have wiped

Damn man after dinner last night my guts were hurting and I had to drop a double duece. I had to stand the rest of the night cuz my asshole hurt so bad I couldnt sit down.

by Bananzalone May 28, 2018

Duece Magnet

When your underwear always collect skid marks

Mikey you need to learn to wipe your ass better! Your skiveys are not duece magnets!

by Dingbat1 April 09, 2009

duece

another word for a gun the nyc drill rappers use.

"Get that duece, nigga!"

by j dotty March 06, 2023

Spruce Duece

Dropping a terd so big, thats floats and will only fly once.

I'm going to the bathroom to drop a spruce duece.

by Craze Jizoe May 13, 2010

Poppin the Duece

Anal sex

Never knew she was into it, but right in the middle of doggy, she double-clutched the AstroGlide, down-shifted, and we were poppin the duece!

by BadBadBadBadBadBadBoy December 03, 2019

duece poker

A sexual term for a two male one female tag team . Or a male ménagé toi

Three good friends talking

Jen is a good slut she wants a duece poker tonight.. Isn't she the coolest chick....ya man, she's loose.

by red riding hood July 24, 2017

blue-duece

when you take a girl on a date for the second time and have yet to get any action. Referring to getting blue balls twice in a row. you take it slow on the first date but when you pussy out twice then your sporting a blue-duece.

Me- So did you get any last night.

P- nah dog. im sporting a blue-duece.

Me- 0-2, you gotta step up your game.

by poon()daddy July 15, 2011