When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.
Most effective in cemeteries.
Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...
by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022
Get the Monkey Miami Ball Crushermug. This phrase is two-fold in its meaning. The Gamma Male is 3rd in the ranking of masculinity, Alpha being top dog, and Beta being the "everyday man". Many are happy to be Yes Men for the Alpha Male.
The Gamma Male takes on feminine traits in order to camoflauge himself and ingratiate himself with the Beta and Gamma females, hoping to get a sympathy lay. Gamma Males will often try to master one particular field (for instance a programmer or other type of tech geek).
The Gamma Male often has a cold intelligence, & can often make money, because money is everything to a Gamma Male.
A Gamma Crusher is an Alpha Male who in his own life is "Crushing". Living life on his own terms and succeeding at whatever he does, usually having decided through trial and error that finding a good wife who can bear him children which gives him an outlet for all his energy and passing his wisdom and strength onto the next generation is most the fulfilling. The Alpha uses his ability to "crush" in all aspects of his own life to unearth the Gamma Male who can sometimes mistake themselves for Alpha's, due to monetary success.
Peak Gamma Males may be titans of Silicon Valley, top Banking names, old money families, etc.
Therefore a Gamma Crusher is an Alpha Male who exposes Gamma Males for what they are - narcissistic sociopaths who'll do anything for $$$ and the touch of a beautiful woman.
The Gamma Male takes on feminine traits in order to camoflauge himself and ingratiate himself with the Beta and Gamma females, hoping to get a sympathy lay. Gamma Males will often try to master one particular field (for instance a programmer or other type of tech geek).
The Gamma Male often has a cold intelligence, & can often make money, because money is everything to a Gamma Male.
A Gamma Crusher is an Alpha Male who in his own life is "Crushing". Living life on his own terms and succeeding at whatever he does, usually having decided through trial and error that finding a good wife who can bear him children which gives him an outlet for all his energy and passing his wisdom and strength onto the next generation is most the fulfilling. The Alpha uses his ability to "crush" in all aspects of his own life to unearth the Gamma Male who can sometimes mistake themselves for Alpha's, due to monetary success.
Peak Gamma Males may be titans of Silicon Valley, top Banking names, old money families, etc.
Therefore a Gamma Crusher is an Alpha Male who exposes Gamma Males for what they are - narcissistic sociopaths who'll do anything for $$$ and the touch of a beautiful woman.
Tom: Pete's a great guy, built his plumbing business from scratch and now employs 12 great guys. Pete's crushing at everything he does. Beautiful wife, four great kids whom she home-schools, and Pete, he's a real Gamma Crusher. Totally exposed that Gates guy as pro-pedo, who also gets off on humiliating his employees just for kicks.
Rob: Yup, Pete can sniff out one from 2 miles, he'll toy with him for a bit like a tiger with a baby gazelle, and then BOOM Pete the Gamma Crusher exposes that little worm for what he is.
Tom: Yup, Pete is Alpha as fuck, and those Gamma worms Make a quick exit if they see him around the town.
Rob: Yup, Pete can sniff out one from 2 miles, he'll toy with him for a bit like a tiger with a baby gazelle, and then BOOM Pete the Gamma Crusher exposes that little worm for what he is.
Tom: Yup, Pete is Alpha as fuck, and those Gamma worms Make a quick exit if they see him around the town.
by FeministKilla March 5, 2020
Get the Gamma Crusher.mug. He is usually chill but once he has a few drinks he will hit the club and become a real tortilla crusher.
by Pjlockitup February 17, 2022
Get the Tortilla crushermug. A Pacific Islander with big feet, large shoe size over 13. Genetically inclined to be very athletic in sports and stomping.
by 718livingin808 September 29, 2021
Get the Coconut Crushersmug. by A random little bean March 2, 2021
Get the Metal Crushermug.