The Vacuum Cleaner

the sexual act of putting your mouth against your partner's asshole and sucking their shit out of them.

"Damn baby you're pretty good with the vacuum cleaner."
"Richard I'm so sick of your sexist jokes."

by CrusadeToaster4 May 4, 2020

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The Toilet Cleaners Paradox

If you are the best at cleaning toilets, you will never be promoted to taking out the trash. Incompetent people can rise while those that do the dirty but critical work will remain stuck.... cleaning the toilets.

It appears i suffer from the toilet cleaners paradox as I can't progress in my career while others more forward.

by MAGAdude April 10, 2025

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Cleaning the plow

When this old lady at midnight mass on Christmas implies that you are going to have sex with your brother later tonight because you were holding hands during the our father.

Who is cleaning the plow tonight, you or him?

by Kyle Boedeker December 28, 2008

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Cleaning the BBQ

An excuse to use when you are embarrassed to tell your friends that you are banging an ugly broad.

"Hey so what is Chuck up to tonight??"..."He can't make it, he said he was cleaning the bbq"... "So he's fucking that fat chick again"... "Yup"

by livewithothersnice September 29, 2009

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cleaning the bunny cage

"Cleaning the bunny cage" means to have an enema just before anal sex. This is derived from fucking like bunnies and the rapid action of the sex after the cleaning.

Quick, finish"cleaning the bunny cage" so we can get on with this.

by Mango 20012 October 16, 2013

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