Clay Aiken

A slang term used to describe a man as homosexual.

Man, Jeff is such a Clay Aiken...

by Grand Master Lego April 3, 2005

clay pigeon

1. a person who is gullible enough to fall for a scam

2. a rare political tactic in which a proposed bill is divided into multiple bills

That guy is the biggest clay pigeon i've ever known.

by Light Joker July 26, 2007

Clay Aiken

Person, singer, actor, philanthropist, activist, role model. Inspired legions of women to regress to pre-teen patterns of behaviour. "Love of the Aiken" often cited as grounds for divorce in the United States since his first appearance on FOX television show "American Idol". Related terms: claymate, clack, OCB, waldo

Clay Aiken makes me EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! I am dying for some clack!
My wife/girlfriend/mother/daughter/partner has Obsessive Claypulsive Behavious OCB.
I enjoy Waldo watching at concerts.

by Maya Gest February 12, 2005

Clay and Dave

When someone tells a story that is utterly pointless. This is especially true when you think that there will be some major point or conclusion but are left just hanging.

Person 1: Hey so last night I went to a minor league hockey game...

Person 2: Oh yea and what happened?

Person 1: Oh thats it.

Person 2: Dude thats so clay and dave!

by Czechos November 11, 2009

clay mask

The dirt that accumulates around a female's vagina after having sex with multiple uncleanly partners.

Dustin, Teggie, Derrik, and Mason, after camping two weeks in the deserts of Utah, proceeded to give the horny Stephanie a clay mask.

by Jassli1 October 27, 2006

Clay Puppy

A makeshift dildo fabricated from wire wrapped in torn pieces of newspaper that has been soaked in one's own ejaculate to form an adhesive.

Guy: I've made you something.

Girl: I hope its a clay puppy

by JACK'SCLAYPUPPY November 3, 2009

Clay Aiken

Someone who displays a stalkerish action. Comes from the former American Idol singer's song invisable.

"That Guy is pulling a Clay Aiken"

"Wow stop your clay aikening it out"

by Camizzle December 20, 2004