Batch

Another name for jizz, sperm or cum.

Man that stripper was so hot I had to release a batch to her when I got home.

by peter pumpkin eater 69 February 27, 2019

Batch

You use Batch in the app Cam Scanner when your math teacher makes you take a picture of your math homework instead of handing it in on paper

I finished the homework, can I batch it now?

by pumkin349 March 7, 2022

batch

slang for a bread roll from the west midlands of the UK.

also can be used to describe a sandwich.

hey, can you pick up a couple of batches for dinner tonight?

by sdflkgjh February 22, 2025

sleepy batch

When your friend decides not to go out and sleeps instead.

Damn where is he?

He’s being a sleepy batch tonight

by gellydefinitions March 20, 2021

Surprise batch

When you are trying to take a picture of a bat but it’s too fast so you have to surprise it

Richard: ‘I will try and get a picture of the bat but it’s too fast, I don’t know how I can do it’
Ellie: ‘just run up behind it like surprise batch and take the picture’

by elliethelegend April 23, 2020

statch batch

A group of friends over the age of 18 who have relationships with underage girls.

You hooked up with that 15 year old girl you are now in the statch batch.

by statch batch January 7, 2009

Batch

To shower.

Damn dude do you batch?

by Top Batcher February 13, 2019