april 5th

April 5th! The Day Kurt Cobain Killed Himself! April 5th 1994! R.I.P Kurt Cobain!

The Suicide Of Kurt Cobain

by Logan April 9, 2005

September 5th

Give your best-guy-friend and blowjob today so he can have an amazing week

She helped her bestfriend on September 5th😋

by yeeboy1hunnid September 5, 2021

July 5th

Nobody gives a fuck about the birth of America and the separation of those tea suckers from the damn colonizers. That is yesterdays problem. What people were really whispering about was the the awful happenings of discharge. The question is why does discharge happen… fuck discharge. While swimming is all good and fun it’s the dangers of taking off the suit that girls across America fret about. What has my vagina created? You have to take off your suit and discover. July 5th marks a type of day that you and your friends promise to never talk about. The kind of day that stays between the brothers forever and always.

Lisa: Hey I’m tired let’s go dry off and put on our clothes… get out of these suits.

Ophelia and Eddy: Okay !

Lisa: Let’s see the goods. Just for fun we’re all girls.

Eddy: Ahhhhhhhhh what just flight out of Ophelia???

Ophelia: Guys oh my gosh. No.

Eddy: We can’t be friends with discharge girl.

Lisa: Yeah let’s get out of here before we get the discharge touch.

Ophelia: Guys please never talk about this it’s a July 5th kinda moment.

by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022

September 5th

National diarrhoea day

Boy 1: Dude did u see the toilet, it's full of diarrhoea
Boy 2: well duh its national Diarrhoea day!
Boy 1: Oh that makes sense, its September 5th

by AyeRbel October 16, 2020

September 5th

National throw some ass on Joseph day

Hey! It’s September 5th! You know what that means!

by Yesjkno April 19, 2020

5th element

To Consider ones self perfect

Mike C.

by timmah October 8, 2003

July 5th

Sexy nigga chad ,ready to dominate that pussy at all cost.

Look at that nigga chad ,i bet he is born on july 5th

by penisdominater69420 November 21, 2021