book

you open and read words

"Hey, Teacher, I'm gonna read this book."

by Molten Mercury December 19, 2020

Books

V. Similar to pantsing, but with books. To know one's books out of their hands in a school hallway.

"Why were you late to class?" "I got Booksed and had to pick all of them up.

by superblah95 October 6, 2010

book

A word that, when put after the words: "Is my" Then spelt out letter by letter is found amusing by school kids.

Kid 1: Hey Kid 2!!! Say: "Is my" then spell out the word book

Kid 2: Ok Kid 1. Is my b - o - o - k?

Kid 1: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Gotcha!!!

Kid 2: .... I dont get it....

by Kid 5 January 13, 2006

book

Excellent, brilliant.

"Have you met Jack? He's totally book!"

note: You may sound like a wanker if you use the literal meaning of book with this one, eg: "Have you read this book? it's book!"

by billiebilliebillie April 13, 2008

book

a source of reading, in America and most english speaking countries opens right to left then you read them top to bottom left to right.

Man books fuckin' suck why the fuck am I at school I am not learning shit lets hit the teachers with the damn book until they ficking pass and then book(other meaning) the fuck outta here.

by Irish Whiskey Man 4280 March 11, 2003

booking

The act of leaving a book you have read in a random place for somebody else to discover.

Officially started by Joy V. (Kalamazoo, MI) in 2011, booking was an alternative to such trends as planking and cone-ing.

Related - booked, rebooked

I'm about to finish this awesome book. I plan on booking it at a restaurant this weekend.

by Booker2 November 11, 2011

book

Object that does not give instant gratification, like a computer, a television or a dildo.

"I really should start reading that book I bought two months ago. Maybe later, for now I'll just masturbate to lesbian porn."

by AbnormalBoy September 2, 2004