Kicking up your traditional musket ball activity (the act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of the asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum) using a bulk sized bag of whole, fresh cranberries from your local Costco.
My grandma was furious when she found out my uncle Frank had taken her fresh cranberries and had been thanksgiving cranberry musket balling me in the back bedroom. She ended up having to use the canned cranberry sauce instead. I was farting cranberries out all through dinner.
One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.
He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.
One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.
He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.
by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020
A sexual act in which a man eats a menstruating woman out (the cranberry sauce), while also inserting a turkey claw or leg into her ass (the turkey & gravy). He then ejaculates over the whole mess (the mashed potatoes). Sure to become a family tradition!
"I know you're already stuffed, but what would you say to a good ol' fashioned West Virginia Thanksgiving Dinner?"
by Liz T. January 09, 2008
I went to wal mart. Wal mart is playing christmas music. It is November 10th. It's not even Thanksgiving yet, quit playing Christmas music.
by OmegaRook November 11, 2011
That’s right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.
by Chukoloco08 November 22, 2022
The state of feeling after consuming three to four cocktails, approximately half a gram of cannabis, and a sizeable meal spread out over the course of an afternoon.
Grace neither wanted to get extremely wasted or high this Saturday, so they compromised and just got thanksgiving drunk.
by Dr. Poop McButt November 26, 2021
After consuming copious amounts of Thanksgiving dinner, you proceed to have sexual intercourse. During said intercourse, almost to the point of fruition, regurgitate previous feast onto partner. Aiming for any orifice is strongly recommended for full experience.
by lumberjack69 November 14, 2018
The act when one puts mashed potatos into the anus of their significant other, then warms gravy to a scalding temperature. One would then proceed to pour the boiling gravy into the anus of their significant other as well as rubbing turkey skin on their vagina or scrotum. Then would use a spoon to scoop out the potatos mixed with gravy and excrement, then put it on the turkey skin and eat it.
Yo man, I gave that girl I got from the bar The Thanksgiving Special, this November is gonna be lit.
by Roofalo November 20, 2022