Teloiv is Australian slang to describe a very short person. Teloiv is violet spelt backwards and since violets small flowers it is used in a mocking way to describe short Australian people.
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GO TAKE A SHOWER AND WASH YOUR ASS, YOU TENINCHTOTEM
by Itsrainingmfkintacos April 3, 2023
Get the teninchtotem mug.A fishing spot where you are either tresspassing, or fishing without a liscense. So when the game warden or property owner shows up you'll need to have on some tennis shoes because you're gonna be running.
"Dont wear them boots boy, We goin to a tennis shoe pond"
"Dont be too loud, we're fishing at a tennis shoe pond"
"Oh shit they're calling the cops! We gotta go. I guess that's what I get for coming to a damn tennis shoe pond.
"Dont be too loud, we're fishing at a tennis shoe pond"
"Oh shit they're calling the cops! We gotta go. I guess that's what I get for coming to a damn tennis shoe pond.
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by Little D August 10, 2017
Get the Baby Tennis mug.A body shape which is appealing to those who carry the male appendage. Most generally possessed by girls, a tennis rig is the ultimate desire of the common man due to its even proportion and well defined traits. In prominent tennis regions such as Russia, teenage girls are often ridiculed (see:judged) on the quality of their tennis rig.
A tennis rig has been known to over-ride the face in terms of priority for males, and in this case, a female possessing a tennis rig and an undesirable face will often be referred to as a trap.
A tennis rig has been known to over-ride the face in terms of priority for males, and in this case, a female possessing a tennis rig and an undesirable face will often be referred to as a trap.
Example 1:
Darryl: Hey man do you rate Jess as a woman you would like to plant your tainted seed in?
Festibat: Yeah Darryl I find her really attractive
Darryl: She definitely needs to get a tennis rig before I'd have a crack at her.
Jess (Upon overhearing): Fuck you Darryl you piece of shit!
Example 2:
Bro 1: Hey bro, did you see that chick Carlos took home last night?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I stayed in last night to torrent episodes of Will and Grace
Bro 1: ....
Bro 2: Anyway was she good?
Bro 1: Tennis rig, but a horrible face.
Bro 2: IT'S A TRAP!
Bro 1: You displease me.
Darryl: Hey man do you rate Jess as a woman you would like to plant your tainted seed in?
Festibat: Yeah Darryl I find her really attractive
Darryl: She definitely needs to get a tennis rig before I'd have a crack at her.
Jess (Upon overhearing): Fuck you Darryl you piece of shit!
Example 2:
Bro 1: Hey bro, did you see that chick Carlos took home last night?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I stayed in last night to torrent episodes of Will and Grace
Bro 1: ....
Bro 2: Anyway was she good?
Bro 1: Tennis rig, but a horrible face.
Bro 2: IT'S A TRAP!
Bro 1: You displease me.
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