tennis boat

something arthur morgan says when he dies in low honor ending rdr2 by dying from micah bell

micah: damn you
arthur: TENNIS BOAT

by baysil September 8, 2023

Tennis Simp

A tennis player who has no values of his own and puts women on a high pedestal. Sycophantic behavior for said women, and often through clandestine meetings, will achieve homewrecker status as a Mr. Steal Your Girl

Man, that tennis simp is at it again, he won’t let others join hit, and is slated to break her marriage!

by Principator December 29, 2020

scrotum tennis

when you are playing tennis with you and your boys scrotum

Hey Jake, up for a game up scrotum tennis later with the boys?

by niggerswillburninhell February 20, 2019

Table tennis

Its actually called ping pong

i love playing table tennis (ping pong)

by Cthuulhu April 19, 2023

tennis-tard

An individual that engages in 'special event' competition, but under false pretense, without injury, incapacity or disability.

Holy shit! Did you see the end of that match? The fuckin' winner--midget, paraplegic hopped outta his wheelchair, high fived his partner and JUMPED over the net after securing victory against that other dude with the spit cup, cervical collar and adult diaper. It was truely magical.
UMMM, NOPE. That guy is a tennis-tard; he may be mentally challenged, but he's not stupid!

by YAWA April 10, 2022

Posting Tennis

When two or more members of an Internet Forum post back and forth trying to express their opinion on a subject. The conversation turns into a posting war and the discussion usually ends up going nowhere.

Poster A: My opinion is that Xbox is better than PS3
Poster B: No I don't agree, PS3 is better
Poster A: Are you crazy? you're so wrong
Poster C: You two are both wrong, Wii is better than both
Poster A: You're joking, right?
Poster D: This is turning into a game of Posting Tennis

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by Tommy172 October 27, 2011

Tennis Ballist

Being racist or having a problem with tennis balls

I think that Ethan is being Tennis Ballist

by Magic04 October 14, 2019