tennis-tard

An individual that engages in 'special event' competition, but under false pretense, without injury, incapacity or disability.

Holy shit! Did you see the end of that match? The fuckin' winner--midget, paraplegic hopped outta his wheelchair, high fived his partner and JUMPED over the net after securing victory against that other dude with the spit cup, cervical collar and adult diaper. It was truely magical.
UMMM, NOPE. That guy is a tennis-tard; he may be mentally challenged, but he's not stupid!

by YAWA April 10, 2022

Boy’s Tennis

A good time with the gents where you “whack it in the showerswith your racket”.

-Man, let’s play some Boy’s Tennis after school!!!
-Sure, but I’ll have to go home first and get me racket.

by BennysPennys68 May 24, 2018

Tennis bal

Tennis ball but better as its a bal

"Do you have a tennis bal ?"

by carnforthman January 10, 2022

tennis boat

something arthur morgan says when he dies in low honor ending rdr2 by dying from micah bell

micah: damn you
arthur: TENNIS BOAT

by baysil September 8, 2023

scrotum tennis

when you are playing tennis with you and your boys scrotum

Hey Jake, up for a game up scrotum tennis later with the boys?

by niggerswillburninhell February 20, 2019

Tennis Simp

A tennis player who has no values of his own and puts women on a high pedestal. Sycophantic behavior for said women, and often through clandestine meetings, will achieve homewrecker status as a Mr. Steal Your Girl

Man, that tennis simp is at it again, he won’t let others join hit, and is slated to break her marriage!

by Principator December 29, 2020

ghetto tennis

A Painful Game where both people armwrestle but also at the same time dig their nails into the other person's hand while trying to win. Sometimes can leave to piercing of the skin and may be bloody and gruesome.

Ghetto Tennis is something you do not fucking say

by 2Lazy2GaveAF$&K April 26, 2017