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Ball temperature

When u keep an item nestled in between your legs for an extended period of time, usually on road trips or events such as movies and concerts. The resulting effect is an item that retains the temperature of your balls 98.6 degrees and hotter. Usually ending in the annihilation of cold beverages.
Woman: Hey baby can u hand me that soda.
Guy: Sure, but its ball temperature.
Woman: God damnit!
by JordanTheDollarBill January 13, 2010
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temporary suicide

Taking a sleeping pill
as a solution to not deal with realty or boredom.
I had no plans for valentines day so I committed temporary suicide early last night.

I'm so excited about my plans tomorrow I'm going to committ temporary suicide and get some extra sleep.
by Marc and Jimmy November 17, 2007
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temporary crush

When you like someone, but then you realize that there is no way they'll ever like you back... so to get over them you: pick a person (your temporary crush) that you are mildly attracted to as your new crush, and every time you think of that other person, think of your new crush instead just until you get over him...
"Hey, don't you like that guy?"
"Yeah, but it'll never work so I'm using a temporary crush, that guy over there."
"Nice..."
by SoStupidI'mDangerous September 29, 2011
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Temperamental

Person 1- Gosh, my parents are kinda Temperamental, I hate my life.

Person 2- Bro, you mean they are both temper and mental?

person 1- Exactly.
by Allawee July 4, 2012
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Lloyd Webber's Law Of Temporal Positioning

A Law of the Theatre

This law states that "people who arrive earliest are always those with seats on the end of a row.  People who arrive latest are always those with seats in the middle."

A related law is Mackintosh's Corollary
When you arrive late, and you're sat bang in the middle of a block of seats.
by Sairin January 6, 2005
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Room temperature challenge

"Hey, what did you ever do to that guy you were talking about?"
- "I killed him in public, he took the room temperature challenge."
by squantis February 1, 2021
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Temere

a guy who never wheres shoes, also a very gorgeous black man
by Danny Brabham June 20, 2008
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