Tainted Fudge

When a girl wipes back to front causing some of the fudge to be smeared across her taint.

Dude, my stomach really hurts...
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Why's that?...

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It must have been that tainted fudge I ate last night when your mom came over.

by TheAssIRam May 18, 2010

'Tarted

'Tarted describes someone who acts retarded in a manner of ratchet, stupid, thirty, or embarrassing.

Those booty shorts make that white girl look 'tarted.

by NannyMary13835 January 18, 2017

Tatted

Getting really drunk or high

Man i got so tatted last night

by I Invented Chivalry March 9, 2010

taunted

provoke or challenge (someone) with insulting remarks.

"the students taunted her in class"

by lmiller_22 October 6, 2017

Tinted Fuck Head

A driver with tinted windows that cuts you off in traffic, with tinted window's ans when you cant see his face or where he is from you Scream TINTED FUCK HEAD!!!

"you tinted fuck head you cut me off what the hell is your problom"

by lizbellet33 February 10, 2009

i tarted

short for i reeeeetarted

ur soo tarted your reading this u stupid s.o.b.

by amado February 17, 2005

Tainted Love

When a white woman has has been previously fucked by a black man. In other words, she is now tainted for life.

Guy #1: Look at that chick over there. Would ya?

Guy #2: Oh hell no! (just like the chorus to the song, he goes) DUM DUM TAINTED LOVE!

Guy #1: I SHOULDA KNEW IT when I saw she had a fat ass and paid for her generic menthols with food stamps! I hate that shit! Why is it okay for black men to do white chicks but them people go all crazy when we do black chicks?

Guy #2: That's affirmative action, dude.

Black man passing by: Who you be callin' "them people"?

(both guys 1 and 2 roll their eyes and walk away)

by Big Papi October 16, 2008