binge tanning

Binge tanning is excessive exposure to sunlight and/or an obsession with sunbathing. Rejects the colloquial term "tanorexic", which inadvertantly implies a lack of sun exposure; a binge tanner has what could be described as an addiction to sun exposure and beautfiful, golden tans. A true binge tanner is willing to risk malignant melanoma for a few months of being one of the sexiest fucks alive.

See those tan-ass bitches over there by the pool? They have perfected the art of binge tanning.

by Dr. Bargles April 7, 2010

Mario Tennis Whores

Girls who pass by your dorm room when the door is open and they just waltz in and freak out when they see you have an N64 and any Mario game, especially Party, Kart and Tennis and they decide to become your new best friend.

Girls pass by an open dorm room door, converse within earshot of the inhabitants of the dorm, come in and begin with:

Girls: Hey are you guys going out tonight? We need dates.

Guys: No, we're not going out tonight.

Girls: Is that an N64, do you have Mario Tennis?!

Guys: Yes.

Girls: Can we come play with you all the time now?

Guys: You're a bunch of fucking Mario Tennis Whores

by IrishLord January 19, 2009

tennis shoe

any type of causal shoe usually consisting of rubber soles and a leather upper.

"I saw those tennis shoes at Footlocker."

by DeAndre December 2, 2005

Tennis Moms

Tennis Moms live off their husbands' wealth and resent accusations that nannies don't provide adequate parental instruction.

Tennis Moms often miss out on Jimmy's games when recovering from Botox treatment

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Tanis

To be Tanis is to be an strong absolutely gorgeous female that can steal the heart of everyone from hello.Has charm among all things and can usually use it and her beautiful eyes to get her way. Stubborn, argumentative and one of the best friends you'll ever have. Watch out! She'll make guys fall for her without even trying. This girl is incredibly smart but can let loose and is usually down for a good time.

I want to be Tanis!

by TLCXX February 8, 2010

Tennis Baseball

A game that requires a tennis racket, a tennis ball, and a pair of tennis courts side by side with no fence in between. Played like baseball, a pitcher and batter and but no strikes or balls because the pitcher lobs the ball on one bounce. The batter must run bases and can be thrown out by getting the ball back to the pitcher before the runner reaches the base if a forceout is applicable or the runner can be tagged/pegged. In addition, any ball caught on the fly is an out. There are three outs and any hit that is hit out of the fenced in area is an automatic out.

Hey JP, let's go play tennis baseball!

by Sir tenball July 1, 2009

Tennis Ball

Someone who bounces back and forth, who thinks they're an expert but really doesn't know what they're talking about

Really? She said that? She's such a tennis ball

by Yourmomplaystennis October 24, 2018