taking the cat to the vet

a visit to the gynecologist

my son's girlfriend couldn't see him because she was "taking the cat to the vet".

by angela mauger February 10, 2008

Taking the Browns to the SuperBowl

To take a #2, Go Crap, Take a Shit, Make Space after just eating a huge meal.

"I gotta go.. .Taking the Browns to the SuperBowl, they haven't been there in days" or "Taking the Browns to the SuperBowl, no other coach seems to be able to do it lately!"

by tgif099 August 8, 2009

taking the browns to the superbowl

Very simply taking a dump dropping the kids off at the pool, usually a massive bowl movement that creeps up on you.

Hey Charlie where are you going? I ate some Thai for lunch bro taking the browns to the superbowl.

by nativedetroit75 April 14, 2010

Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5

Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!

"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"

"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"

by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009

taking the hobbits to isengard

Taking a poop, going to the bathroom when it is a #2

Hold up! James is taking the hobbits to isengard... too much taco bell.

by treydawg July 3, 2007

I'm taking my talents to

A new way to say you're going some place. The inspiration came from LeBron James, who announced his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers on July 8, 2010, in front of a large TV audience by declaring, "I'm taking my talents to South Beach."

EXAMPLE 1:

JILL: Where are you going, Jack?

JACK: I'm taking my talents to the bar.

EXAMPLE 2:

TOM: What's with the boxes and the suitcase?

DICK: I'm taking my talents to a new apartment.

EXAMPLE 3:

HARRY: Now that you graduated, what's next?

SALLY: I'm taking my talents to Harvard.

by JohnDavid_XII July 11, 2010

taking my talents to south beach

A euphemism for masturbation, made popular by LeBron James during his "The Decision" (also called the LeBronocalypse) television special.

The NBA is so unbearable I'll be taking my talents to south beach this fall instead of watching any games.

by jcuhomey July 11, 2010