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spicy toothpaste

hi its me again

ima continue this when you go to bed hang on
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you taking ya time child
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okay well you arent gonna sleep so ima just spam real quick
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thank you for everything you've done for me this year, like seriously I cannot thank you enough

you've made me happy when happiness was literally impossible to find, and you've made me so much more confident in myself
you are the best friend ("friend") that i could ever ask for and I hope you never leave

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now im happy crying so enjoy and bye bye <3
spicy toothpaste is another inside joke from the list I wrote down for the lols :)
by snazziest human ever :) December 8, 2020
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slinging toothpaste

Why is this towel all crusty?”
“Sorry man, my girlfriend is out of town so I’ve just been slinging toothpaste all week”
by Michael Handy October 1, 2022
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Hillbilly Toothpaste

Peppermint Schnapps. Hillbillies can't brush what's left of their teeth so a quick rinse with the peppermint schnapps does the trick.
Cletus got ready for his date by drinking 3 shots of Hillbilly Toothpaste.
by JMCComedy November 23, 2020
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Toothpaste on the floor

When someone finishes on the bottoms of their own feet (or their partner’s feet), accidentally or intentionally, causing a slippery, messy situation — like squeezing toothpaste out and letting it splatter all over the floor.
“Things got out of hand — I lost control and next thing you know, there was toothpaste on the floor. Had to grab a towel and apologize.”
by Angels naked April 28, 2025
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Gordy Toothpaste

A person whom you know but do not necessarily like. He dosnt amount to a “dickhead” but is a nuisance to himself and others nonetheless.
Did you hear what Tom did yesterday? Classic Gordy Toothpaste behavior from Tom, just ignore him.
by It adds up September 4, 2022
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bubble gum toothpaste

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT USE THIS. IT WILL MAKE YOUR LIPS SWELL BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO IT
Hey mom, my lips feel funny after the bubble gum toothpaste

“Okay son, just keep using it”
by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020
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Sloppy toothpaste

When you squeeze toothpaste into your dick and then unleash a mixture of cum and toothpaste into a girl's mouth and proceed to wipe it back and forth on her teeth with the tip of your penis
My girl's breath stank so I took matters into my own hands and gave her a sloppy toothpaste.
by Juicy J Escobar December 19, 2018
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