Total Non-Stop Action = Worst name for a wrestling company in the history of the fake, but enjoyable "sport".
TNA is where former-WWE wrestlers ply their trade when WWE Creative has "nothing for them". Its also where wannabe wrestlers who would never make it in WWE can be found.
TNA's weekly iMPACT WRESTLING show is a WWE tribute program featuring several of Vince McMahon's stars of the 80s, 90s and early 2000s. The show also recycles old WWE Monday Night RAW story lines.
TNA's month pay-per-view events are watched by millions. CORRECTION: TNA's monthly pay-per-view events are barely watched and cost the company millions each year.
TNA is where former-WWE wrestlers ply their trade when WWE Creative has "nothing for them". Its also where wannabe wrestlers who would never make it in WWE can be found.
TNA's weekly iMPACT WRESTLING show is a WWE tribute program featuring several of Vince McMahon's stars of the 80s, 90s and early 2000s. The show also recycles old WWE Monday Night RAW story lines.
TNA's month pay-per-view events are watched by millions. CORRECTION: TNA's monthly pay-per-view events are barely watched and cost the company millions each year.
"Did you watch "TNA iMPACT WRESTLING last night?"
"No. If I want to watch a wrestling show, I'll tune into WWE"
"I figured as much. I don't know anyone who likes TNA"
"No. If I want to watch a wrestling show, I'll tune into WWE"
"I figured as much. I don't know anyone who likes TNA"
by Vince Venom October 16, 2011
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More widely used around the time the book was first published, but can still be found circulating in dark basement apartments and gaming stores everywhere.
Also appears in several other Heinlein novels, including "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress," where all restaurants served the meal free, but charged heftily for beverages, etc.
More widely used around the time the book was first published, but can still be found circulating in dark basement apartments and gaming stores everywhere.
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by somnambulist June 11, 2006
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Get the TNT Evilution mug.TNA or Total No Action wrestling is thee worst promotion of all times. Most TNA fans are either blind or stupid. Also their show TNA Impact gives away free tickets because they know if they charged, they'll have an empty arena everytime. Not even their dumbass fans would pay for their shit. Factors for TNA sucking include but not all:
-Overdramatic storylines
-Unneeded shock factors
-Untalented worked matches covered blood
-Incomptent authority figures
-Constant constant constant constant WWE references
-Typical need to copy WWE. Unoriginal
-Unconcerned with their wrestler's health
-Overdramatic storylines
-Unneeded shock factors
-Untalented worked matches covered blood
-Incomptent authority figures
-Constant constant constant constant WWE references
-Typical need to copy WWE. Unoriginal
-Unconcerned with their wrestler's health
Example 1:
TNA fan: WWE sucks because its PG
WWE fan: If you think it sucks just because it's PG, you're not a true wrestling fan. I rather watch a quality PG match than a typical TNA glorified bloody mess.
TNA fan: We have blood! WWE don't. Hahaha fuck you!
WWE fan: My point exactly...
Example 2:
Jason: Did you see TNA the other day when they ripped on WWE for the Raw guest hosts idea?
Me: Yeah I heard about it. At least WWE can get decent celebrities. TNA could barely get anyone to appear on their shit show.
TNA fan: WWE sucks because its PG
WWE fan: If you think it sucks just because it's PG, you're not a true wrestling fan. I rather watch a quality PG match than a typical TNA glorified bloody mess.
TNA fan: We have blood! WWE don't. Hahaha fuck you!
WWE fan: My point exactly...
Example 2:
Jason: Did you see TNA the other day when they ripped on WWE for the Raw guest hosts idea?
Me: Yeah I heard about it. At least WWE can get decent celebrities. TNA could barely get anyone to appear on their shit show.
by CMFuckingPunker November 22, 2011
Get the TNA mug.WCW-Lite. Packed with wrestlers no-one cares about, and WWE cast-offs (which no-one cares about either). Vince Russo's bastard child of logical booking.
by A. User March 12, 2008
Get the TNA mug.TNA or Total Nonstop Assholes is an alternative nickname for the WWE knock off TNA. Unlike WWE, TNA Features Constant nonstop yelling by their washed up wrestlers who constantly act like assholes nonstop.
Justin: Hey Mindy do you like TNA wrestling?
Mindy: No I don't.
Justin: Me neither, its more like Total Nonstop Assholes.
Mindy: I agree with you on that one.
Mindy: No I don't.
Justin: Me neither, its more like Total Nonstop Assholes.
Mindy: I agree with you on that one.
by UncleEddie April 20, 2011
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the biggest of the natioal wrestling allinces promotion and the only competion for vince since wwe bought wcw ecw
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the biggest of the natioal wrestling allinces promotion and the only competion for vince since wwe bought wcw ecw
by xion May 7, 2005
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