Tim

A man who doesn't buy groceries

Oh dang we don't have any groceries cause we are in Tim's house. HELP.......PLS

by msknowles November 23, 2015

Tim

tim" is another word for being accidently rimmed and on the street as slang is called "getting a timmy

"oh abi you didnt!..." girl1
"oh yehhhs ;)" girl2
" you gave him a tim didnt you?!?!" girl1
"Ohhhhh yeahhh ;O" girl2

by kokibubblesasha August 25, 2010

tim

tim; A poor miss-guided individual that walks in circles most of the day talking to himself and wondering were it all went wrong.

As I sit in my cubicle at work; I see many other tim's go up to the copy machine and stare at if for 20 minutes or so, just to return to their cubicle and stare at the stack of files on their desks

by snapback63 February 5, 2010

Tim

Shrimp. Puny. The smallest person in the room. A man whose arms are so small you are afraid to shake his hand in fear they may break. The name you give to a person smaller. less muscular than Tom.

Is she anorexic or just a tim.

Don't get too close to Tim honey, his arms might break.
Wow!

That boss Tom looks massive next to Tim Holtorf.

by RyanNotTom August 23, 2010

Tim

A california queer who takes a lotta cock and has no friends except dan mauchly and tyler jennings and sucks huge dick at halo reach.

Did you see that guy over there? Hes a Tim

by vinniesaluga September 26, 2010

Tim

Overly hairy, extremely cocky, yet insecure Greek Mummy's boy with a bent dick and offensive underarm odour.

What's that hairy smelly thing? Oh! It's Tim.

by lalalalise February 3, 2010

Tim

Adj. To consistently land girls rated a 4 out of 10 or lower. ie. to have no standards.

N. To be one who hooks up with many 4's on a regular basis.

V. To get drunk enough to hook up with a 4.

"Look at Victor, he's pulling a Tim!"

"Hey man, if she's drunk and you're drunk... fuck it."

"Dude, if there's grass play golf!"

"Fourrrrrrrrrrrr!"

by Hetzle7 November 20, 2009