tim

A wannabe everything kinda dude usually with so many zits on his faces, that it could confuse someone as herpes.
Also, an in-the-closet homosexual who lies to friends about all the cheerleaders checking him out, when really, the only female he/it has ever been attracted to is a excruciatingly disgusting Russian female named Olga.

Tim:"Hey, wazzup muh peeps?"
br00tal emo kid:"Just listening to some Suicide Silence"
Tim:"yeah, they're pretty br00tal, I listen to them all the time, well anyway, I'm gonna go cry and cut myself. Because I'm JUST. THAT. BRUTAL."
br00tal emo kid:"Stupid conformist."

by Majewman October 03, 2009

tim

Catholic or supporter of Celtic FC, Scots slang, mild sectarian insult.

See him o'er there he's a tim

by The Mongoose June 10, 2005

timmed

To be timmed means you have gotten your daily fix from Tim Horton's, usually coffee.

John refused his co-worker's offer of bland office coffee, he got timmed on the way to work.

by Theresa1120 July 25, 2006

Tim’s

Short for Timberland the shoe brand

Boy: Yo check out my new Tim’s
Friend: Check out my new Jay’s
Other friend: Check out my new kicks

by Note2Self September 04, 2019

Tim

A faggit that has 2 kids that he doesn't care about and would rather play gold then have sex with his girlfriend...also sucks tons of tiny cock

Your dad is such a "Tim"

by LucyTheBrownDog July 27, 2017

Tim

Usually a man of short stature brown hair and likes to make a lot of gay jokes. Enjoyed ace attorney a little to much and might be gay himself idk.

Random guy: hmm he looks like a Tim
Other random guy: yeah pretty gay tbh

by Dinkleberg341 April 21, 2019

Tim

Small bod

Tim is like the stick figure I drew at art class.

by Tim the small bod November 29, 2017