Man Thought

a sexual thought that runs through any person's head after someone says something remotely sexual.

Jami:i'm wearing a miniskirt
Jim: MAN THOUGHT!

by the rofldoctor September 27, 2009

Cesar Thought

A random, menacing, and fiendlike thought that may cause harm onto oneself or others.

Guy 1: Wow, what a nice walk in the park.
Guy 2: What if we blew up the moon right now?
Guy 1: Wow, that was a huge Cesar Thought.

by Grape_Frute May 6, 2020

Boner Thought

A thought that seems genius while you are erect, but becomes horrible after climax.

Guy 1: I thought about Skyping my ex and asking to see her butthole again.

Guy 2: Oh my God. Did you?

Guy 1: Nah. It was just a boner thought.

by Esdee Jay-Tee January 20, 2014

Thought Boner

A thought so goode, so magnificent, that if you follow the thought one can see it ending in some euphoric state.
A thought, often times elegantly simple, that causes one to get excited. The thought boner is often detected by others when the thinker pauses mid-sentence and smirks.

A cross between a brain boner and thought bubble.

AM: "Hey did you get that work done?"
BP: "I'm pushing the buttons as fast as i can, i want to do it right.. what ? whats that face for"
AM:......
AM: "thought boner about button...doing it right.."

by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious May 3, 2018

centristic thought

the increased ability to focus on more than on aspect of a stimulus in an infant ages between 7 to 12 years of age.
They can understand the concept of grouping.

In Psychology centristic thought is Knowing that a small dog and a large dog are still both dogs.

by Saymou bestie January 17, 2015

Thought baby

A baby made of thoughts; it is the conclusion to a string of thoughts.

A: "Why are you just staring in to the air?"
B: "I was just having a thought baby"
A: "I see"

by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018

Deep Thoughting

Overthinking a sexual encounter.

Feeling doubt or insecurity after the fact and replaying it in your head.

An emotional deep throat.

“I can’t stop deep thoughting that hookup I had with Alex, I feel like it was so awkward”

by Deepthoughtthings June 13, 2022