library

a place where people stare at dead trees with tattoos, then hallucinate

Jimmy: "Wanna go the the library?"
Timmy: "No Jimmy, that's where people hallucinate."
Jimmy: "Oh. Wanna do drugs instead?"
Timmy: "HELL FUCKING YEAH"

by commonmothertoungew August 5, 2023

Library Googly Eyes

After hours and hours of reading from a textbook, with teeny tiny textbook text, your vision becomes blurry and one of your eyeballs keeps crossing and you can't stop it.

Signs of library googly eyes:

1. You walk by a cubical and see legs coming out from underneath the desk.
2. The person under the desk is napping.
3. You see a person attempting to type a paper with one eye closed. (drunk texting logic does not work in this state)
4. You make eye contact with a person, and their eyes are all googly and scary.
5. You see them trying to Google" how to rent a seeing eye dog for the walk home."

by K-E-dollar$ign-HA May 3, 2012

Friends of Serra Mesa Library

A sociable organization that's an awesome place to volunteer and make friends while getting the best deals on books. Common misconceptions of being mean, conniving, rude and extremely well-read (this part is true and makes them dangerous).

Friend 1: Let's contribute to society and volunteer for Friends of Serra Mesa Library

Friend 2: Can I just support by buying their books and throwing money at them?

Friend 1: Yes.

by SMFOL November 23, 2021

hicks underground library

Hicks Underground Library is a place at Purdue University. From the outside it looks small but is actually quite large inside, much like the TARDIS from the show Doctor Who. Its is a popular place for students to go and study with friends.

Student 1: Have you ever been to Hicks Underground Library?

Student 2: What do you mean, 'have I been there'? I practically live in that place!

by That Guy from Purdue September 27, 2017

library

a place where pussies reside

joe: did you hear that chad just visited the library

mama: aint no way

*the next day
Chad's father: what have you become son, *pulls out a minigun from fortnite*

by iWillComeForYouPoo3003 August 13, 2022

public library

a large building near a city's downtown filled with books, children, and sleeping homeless people

"hey brother can you spare a dime?"
"shut up and go to the public library!"

"shit! i really need some books, homeless people, and children."
"dude, have you heard of the public library?"

by uncle fuckbucket March 6, 2023

library monitor

a stinky peice of shitty poop

that library monitor sucks ass

by Jake58376 June 19, 2022