board warrior

An individual dedicated to the fine art of 'flaming' on internet message boards. Typically long winded.

Fred was insulted that jim called his idea lame. Fred decided to argue his point on the message board.

by Carl Persson April 29, 2005

Goji warrior

A person that wears goji clothing and wears goji 24/7 - used comedically/

Person 1: whos that guy gettin all the women
Person 2: oh thats ____ hes a goji warrior

by The goji warrior December 13, 2022

bathtub warrior

usually a marine cadet or sea cadet who thinks they're better than everyone else and thinks that they're as good as an actual soldier when in fact they actually just splash around in the water,fall off boats and fail to dry capsize.
basically the equivalent to a puddle pirate but more commando and less sea cadet...

army cadet next to a river: oh look at that bathtub warrior, that twat cant even swim!

by aircadet101 September 8, 2019

Gantez Warrior

A.
a tripper-trash-surf-rock-punk-blues-roll band out of costa mesa, California.

B.
a group of teenagers who like to dance and party and have a tendancy to steel girfriends

A.
I went to the raddest Gantez Warrior show last night in this abandoned wharehouse. some kid got punched in the face

B.
those Gantez Warrior dudes stole my girlfriend... again

by roylee September 16, 2010

Skill Warrior

One who claims to be amazing at video games. What takes you ten tries to complete takes him one.

X: Man, level 10 is really tough. I spent all night trying to beat it.
Y: LOL, I finished that one on the first try.
X: Nice, Skill Warrior.

by Hamfry July 8, 2012

Warrior Way

The way to be respectful, responsible, and safe.

Emo: *flips off D*
D: *smacks Emo*
Meera: THATS NOT THE WARRIOR WAY

by Mara UwU March 8, 2022

Spiritual Warrior

A spiritual warrior’s expanded consciousness challenges norms and creates a path for self liberation and transformation...illuminating new ways of being.

He/she is a spiritual warrior that challenges the boundaries!

by ktcoe June 29, 2019