To take the torches and the pitchforks

Means to go for the ogre hunt.
Sometimes misinterpreted as courage, "to take the torches and the pitchforks" is not an act of heroism, nor bravery.
It's rather an act of desperation with the only motivation being to engage sexual activity with a very ugly individual, that would often be confused with an ogre.

Kevin: What happened to Brad at the party last night?
Martin: After 2 am he lost his standards and took the torches and the pitchforks
Kevin: damn man I would never do that (crosses his index and middle-finger behind the back)
Martin: I know! That Katia was a real Ogre!

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by Just1nSw7 August 13, 2018

operation torch

In WW2, Operation Torch was in the Autumn on 1942 when the Allies landed on occupied French colonies in North Africa and advancing rapidly until they met the Tunisian and Libyan holdouts of the Axis, it took them a couple of weeks to overrun the German and Italian defenses and the remaining troops failed to evacuate, leading to the surrender of the African campaign

Operation Torch along with Operation Uranus was the turning point of WW2

by AliTheAce August 04, 2023

the tiny torches

The Tiny Torches is the best band to ever play. Created in 2017, The Tiny Torches surpassed all other groups in overall talent, knowledge, ambition, and universal mastery in a matter of weeks. The Tiny Torches are an unmatchable group sent directly from the gods.

"Hey man have you heard of The Tiny Torches?"
"No."
"Fuck you."

by Savagetyler1991 March 27, 2018

Deck-Torched

To get blitzed by numerology of the base-ten math, then tortured via an environmental debt.

“Hey bruh, you totally got Deck-Torched. Better phone Saul and inquire to bail out! FERNANDO.”

by yakrank July 16, 2022

swedish fire torch

the moment when youre fucking and she sticks a flaming torch up the male anal cavity

oh shit sheela shove the swedish fire torch up my butt

by cocklicker552 January 06, 2016

Kentucky Blow Torch

1. Drink a bunch of moonshine
2. Find a lady from Kentucky who doesn't have any teeth.
3. Convince her to give you a blow job.
4. When ejaculating in her mouth, smack her in the back of the head.
5. When she chokes and snorts out your moonshine-riden cum through her nose, light it on fire.

Dude, Tammy Rae gave me the best Kentucky Blow Torch last night!

by natronbomb December 22, 2014

Torched

Past tense of torch. To severely roast someone.

Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Gregory for getting caught with his girlfriend?
Person 2: Yeah dude, mf got torched by his Catholic parents LOL.

by thelegend3x3x3 October 03, 2019