A story thats supposed to be readable in one sitting. Therefore, short stories usually are less than 50 pages. The 'shortest' short story is "For sale: Baby shoes, never worn". Its a okay short story, as in those six words, you can sense a tragedy, like the baby died, or the mother had a miscarriage. That shows it can be considered a short story, as you got a sense of something from those 6 words.
Mike: I just finished my short story, its 3 pages long.
Liam: Good, as long as it shows a good story, its fine.
Liam: Good, as long as it shows a good story, its fine.
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018
(Before continuing below, please note that, YES, this is REAL, and NO, this is NOT made up).
The greatest human being of the 20th century.
Apart from being a six-time space shuttle voyager (the only one...ever), and flying 17,700 hours in 160 different types of military and civilian aircraft, of which 7,500 hours were jets, he's also a decorated marine who served in Korea, Japan, and Hawaii and later as an instrument technician, an aviation electrician, and an aircraft crew chief. Being an accomplished parachutist, he's also made more than 800 free-falls (over 100 which were purely experimental).
On top of this, Story Musgrave was also a mathematician, a chemist, an artist, who had an MBA in operations analysis and computer programming, an MFA in literature, and was also a heart surgeon and National Heart Institute Fellow. He was also a a professor of physiology and biophysics who authored twenty five scientific papers in the areas of aerospace medicine and physiology, temperature regulation, exercise physiology, and clinical surgery. Oh, and by the way, he also designed over 300 tools for the Hubble Telescope, AND the space suit that astronauts use for space walks.
In his spare time he is a public speaker, a landscape architect, and a consultant to both Disney's Imagineering group and Applied Minds in California. I would have included all of his life's accomplishments but it would have taken me many centuries to document, so here's just a small glimpse.
The greatest human being of the 20th century.
Apart from being a six-time space shuttle voyager (the only one...ever), and flying 17,700 hours in 160 different types of military and civilian aircraft, of which 7,500 hours were jets, he's also a decorated marine who served in Korea, Japan, and Hawaii and later as an instrument technician, an aviation electrician, and an aircraft crew chief. Being an accomplished parachutist, he's also made more than 800 free-falls (over 100 which were purely experimental).
On top of this, Story Musgrave was also a mathematician, a chemist, an artist, who had an MBA in operations analysis and computer programming, an MFA in literature, and was also a heart surgeon and National Heart Institute Fellow. He was also a a professor of physiology and biophysics who authored twenty five scientific papers in the areas of aerospace medicine and physiology, temperature regulation, exercise physiology, and clinical surgery. Oh, and by the way, he also designed over 300 tools for the Hubble Telescope, AND the space suit that astronauts use for space walks.
In his spare time he is a public speaker, a landscape architect, and a consultant to both Disney's Imagineering group and Applied Minds in California. I would have included all of his life's accomplishments but it would have taken me many centuries to document, so here's just a small glimpse.
I can't believe that when you ask young people who they look up to these days, they throw out names like Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus instead of Story freakin' Musgrave.
It's disgusting how more people care about a celebrity's sexuality, than Story Musgrave's opinion on the castration of the space program.
It's disgusting how more people care about a celebrity's sexuality, than Story Musgrave's opinion on the castration of the space program.
by Force Arches March 25, 2014
an addicting game in which you can't quit once you start unless you get hacked. repetetive..but some consider fun if fun is killing snails for the first 8-10 levels.full of names like LiLvIeTbO1 and AzNpRyDe. this game ruins your life. trust me i know. once you start playing, if you go to school, your grades drop down a lot.
maple story
scammer(at hennesy): Buying 60% 2-handed Sword scroll 10k
noob:wow ill do it thats alot
scammer:how many u got?
noob:i got 1
scammer:show
noob:ok(shows a one-handed blunt weapon scroll )
scammer:LMAO NOOB(closes trade window)
noob(thinks to himself):what a f@g(can't cuss on maplestory)im gonna defame him and log out
scammer:press tab tab space enter youll get free items
gullible player: ok (presses)
....and then he loses all his items.
Noob1:I want to be a warrior so i can use cool swords and wear ugly armor for the first 30 levels!
Noob2:I want to be a thief so i can be a ninja like naruto!
Noob3: I want to be a mage so I can Kill Steal all of you.
Noob4: I want to be a bowman so I can summon eagle at level 70!
scammer(at hennesy): Buying 60% 2-handed Sword scroll 10k
noob:wow ill do it thats alot
scammer:how many u got?
noob:i got 1
scammer:show
noob:ok(shows a one-handed blunt weapon scroll )
scammer:LMAO NOOB(closes trade window)
noob(thinks to himself):what a f@g(can't cuss on maplestory)im gonna defame him and log out
scammer:press tab tab space enter youll get free items
gullible player: ok (presses)
....and then he loses all his items.
Noob1:I want to be a warrior so i can use cool swords and wear ugly armor for the first 30 levels!
Noob2:I want to be a thief so i can be a ninja like naruto!
Noob3: I want to be a mage so I can Kill Steal all of you.
Noob4: I want to be a bowman so I can summon eagle at level 70!
by Kirayamato29 July 21, 2006
by mark sauerhoefer June 22, 2005
A pointless tale. A story with the intention of being witty, but ends up being not. The phrase originates from 'The Nacho Story' but now is a wider term used for other like stories.
The Nacho Story: "One time I went to the pub, there were these people, they ordered Nachos, they cost £5. But then when they came, all they were were some Doritos with some tomato sauce and cheese on, but they ate them anyway because they were £5."
A Nacho Story: "My Dad puts salt on lettuce and one time he started putting it on mine and I was like 'What are you doing?'"
A Nacho Story: "My Dad puts salt on lettuce and one time he started putting it on mine and I was like 'What are you doing?'"
by ashy111111111111111 March 07, 2009
I feel like spending hours of my time fighting mushrooms with yellow caps so I can, get this: fight mushrooms with BLUE CAPS.
by That guy with the Legs June 23, 2005
A game resembling A hentai orgy made up of snail's, pig's, mushroom's, all differant colors , and ocationally extremly flexible creatures called slimes. All of them are near the same size and appear to be the same gender.Humans can join in aswell. To play you must first download what people say is the "free" game from nexon, but is really a money sucking, repetitive and addictive game that makes boys and girls in thier late teens, who cant get bfs and gfs, spend thier parents life savings on nexon cards from 7 eleven, to accesorise thier 2D characters and get extra flashy attack items to help intensify thier orgys with others. After spending all thier money on nexon cards, they end up getting hacked by randome 12 year olds that have better social lives than they do, and so they commit suicide
19 year old Boy: "Well i offered $1,000 to that prostitute but she said i just wasnt worth it!?."
Nexon Website: " Any girl will be happy to fck you! Getting laid in maple story is as easy as pressing your down arrow key!"(litterally people do that)
19 year old boy: Wow fck college, im paying thousands of dollars and im still not getting laid, i'll just play maple story for the rest of my life and get some each and every day!
Nexon Website: " Any girl will be happy to fck you! Getting laid in maple story is as easy as pressing your down arrow key!"(litterally people do that)
19 year old boy: Wow fck college, im paying thousands of dollars and im still not getting laid, i'll just play maple story for the rest of my life and get some each and every day!
by ZayBallerr November 05, 2009