light bill

A slang used for power or electric bill, mainly used by southern people and blacks

Aye TT ask Abby to pay ma light bill next month

by mutual masturbation March 28, 2015

Pilot Lighting

To use social media for the purpose of attracting potential mates while still in a relationship through the use of scandalous photos.

Similar to how a pilot light remains ready to ignite the furnace at all times.

Dude, did you see that chicks Instagram, she’s totally pilot lighting her boyfriend.

by Speakyourtruth December 16, 2018

light weight

Light weight is getting drunk really fast

"Are you a light weight?"
-No, it takes me 5 or more shots to get drunk!-
"Oh, I am because I get drunk really fast off 2 shots."

by blue_eyes July 12, 2004

Dark Light

Not actually an oxymoron. It's the color past ultra-violet. The technical term for it is infra-black. It can be seen quite easily under experimental conditions.

To perform the dark light experiment simply select a healthy brick wall with a good runup, and, lowering your head, charge. The color that flashes in bursts behind your eyes, behind the pain, just before you die, is infra-black.

by Raziel Xonterse November 8, 2009

light fuck

Allowing someone who is shining his/her high beams in your rear window to pass so that you may in turn shine your high beams in his rear window.

I was on the highway and some jerk was blinding me with his high beams. So, I let him pass and I light fucked him.

by Pastcha December 11, 2013

Whacker Lights

Rapidly flashing or rotating blue, red, white, amber or green (depedning on the state) halogen, strobe or L.E.D lights found on the vehicles of volunteer fire fighters and EMTs to be used in responding to the scene or the squad building\firehouse. Most states refer to them as "courtesy lights" which means the volunteer is asking traffic to pull over to let him by but they are not required to by law. In some states, volunteers responding in their personal vehicles are supposed to be given the same right of way as an Emergency Vehicle. Some volunteers don't use them (such as those that live close to the building) and some have just one, placed in the center of the dashboard or windshield. A volunteer who is considered a whacker may have half a dozen or more of these flashing and rotating lights. Hence the courtesy light became known as Whacker Lights.

(Brightly lit vehicle with flashing blue lights flys by as two men stand outside on the sidewalk)
Neighbor1: What the hell was that?!
Neighbor2: That was John from 106, he's with the fire department. He's got a dozen and half of those Whacker Lights on his pickup.
Neighbor1: Fuck, that's bright!

by Jay Dog February 2, 2010

in the closet with the light on

When someone is homosexual but for whatever reason will not tell others and often pretend to be straight, though it is obvious to everyone around them they are not be straight due to social cues and stereotypical ways of dressing or acting around those of the same sex. Though they may be in the closet, it is obvious to everyone as the light in the closet gives away their presence within the otherwise dark walls of denial.

Observer 1:"Hey did you see the way she was flirting with all of those girls at the softball game yesterday?"
Observer 2: "Yeah I guess but doesn't she consider herself straight?"
Observer 1: "I'm not too sure about that, I'd say she is in the closet with the light on."

Example 2: Kristen Stewart.

by Melcor May 20, 2014