Kristen Glazer

An extremely attractive human being of the female gender.

Dude, look at that Kristen glazer over there.

by Billy Vanderploonk February 14, 2013

Kristen Plant

The description for a passive-aggressive unlikable woman who has a large and awful impact on everyone in her life, including her family who doesn't love her.

Lizzo is such a Kristen Plant.

by that ho December 19, 2023

Doing a Kristen

Trolling, but worst. Even a troller could not troll that much.

That teacher cancelled two lessons in a row for no reason. I think he's doing a Kristen.

by OuiYeti October 9, 2020

To Pull A Kristen

To revoke a signature from an important document.

Sorry bro, I know I signed your petition but I'm gonna have to pull a Kristen

by A pissed off gay June 1, 2018

Kristen

Kristen has a model like body and is a white brunette that constantly uses the N-word while playing Fortnite . this makes her wifey material for 1 Man names Dallas. she enjoys trappers sushi and hates immigrants and all people that are not white. she is extremally racist so if you are a liberal back off!

immigrant: why are you being so mean to me!!!!!
Kristen: Because you do not belong here!!!!!

by Dallas Elliott March 3, 2025

Kristen Stewart

An overrated and mediocre actress, while her recent movie such as Spencer that came out recently was somehow acclaimed by critics for her portrayal of Princess Diana, her other films such as Twilight just boring and lifeless (or not terrible). Moreover, she tries to be superior than any other actress, claiming she wants to best actress in the world, and yet failed to do so. She isn't closed enough to the top actress such as Charlize Theron, Emily Blunt, Emma Watson, or etc. Plus, she is a spoiled brat, PERIOD.

The best way to scare the crap out of her is to bring horses whenever you see her, as she had an Equinophobia, the fear of horses. To end this definition, she is a hypocrite, she claims that other actress are not beautiful and talentless, yet she herself show the exact opposite.

Kristen Stewart is a definition of hypocrisy and degenerate.

by The-dirtydancingdude November 22, 2021

Kristen Hancher

A girl from Canada who started her social media career on Musical.ly now called TikTok. She is a complete slut and dresses like a hoe. She also suffers from alopecia.

Ja'maya- Hey, is that girl over there at the Starbucks wearing only a bra and underwear Kristen Hancher?
Keisha- Yep. It's easy to recognize that hoe from a mile away. Also she's wearing a pink wig. She's clearly suffering from massive hair loss.
Ja'maya- Yeah. I hope her alopecia gets cured!! Her multicolor weaves hurt my eyes. She blinded my brother through his phone screen.
Keisha- Shiiii for real???

by pramelajadgar234 November 23, 2020