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devin and kristen

The PERFRCT duo.

Two amazing human beings . Who have a super ability to astral project and fuze together there spirits through the physical act of the Kristen deepthroating the Devins very large penis. This creating the super god like entity known as... KRISDEV...!
Damn those two people are so Devin and Kristen
by DosPac January 12, 2021
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Kristen

Kristen is the type of boyfriend who is very sweet to you, talks to you all day everyday, loves you, takes care of you, cuddles you from behind, reminds you every 10mintues he loves you, and would do anything for you. He is also loved by everyone especially his girlfriend

He makes you fall for him everyday and makes sure you're okay all the time. No matter what happens he always tells you he loves you.
Kristen: I am handsome
Me:omfg, you are so handsome
by The definition Nr.1 October 9, 2018
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Kristen

Kristen has a model like body and is a white brunette that constantly uses the N-word while playing Fortnite . this makes her wifey material for 1 Man names Dallas. she enjoys trappers sushi and hates immigrants and all people that are not white. she is extremally racist so if you are a liberal back off!
immigrant: why are you being so mean to me!!!!!
Kristen: Because you do not belong here!!!!!
by Dallas Elliott March 3, 2025
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To Pull A Kristen

To revoke a signature from an important document.
Sorry bro, I know I signed your petition but I'm gonna have to pull a Kristen
by A pissed off gay June 1, 2018
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Kristen Stewart

An overrated and mediocre actress, while her recent movie such as Spencer that came out recently was somehow acclaimed by critics for her portrayal of Princess Diana, her other films such as Twilight just boring and lifeless (or not terrible). Moreover, she tries to be superior than any other actress, claiming she wants to best actress in the world, and yet failed to do so. She isn't closed enough to the top actress such as Charlize Theron, Emily Blunt, Emma Watson, or etc. Plus, she is a spoiled brat, PERIOD.

The best way to scare the crap out of her is to bring horses whenever you see her, as she had an Equinophobia, the fear of horses. To end this definition, she is a hypocrite, she claims that other actress are not beautiful and talentless, yet she herself show the exact opposite.
Kristen Stewart is a definition of hypocrisy and degenerate.
by The-dirtydancingdude November 22, 2021
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Doing a Kristen

Trolling, but worst. Even a troller could not troll that much.
That teacher cancelled two lessons in a row for no reason. I think he's doing a Kristen.
by OuiYeti October 9, 2020
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Kristen

She plays a shy and awkward girl who’s in love with a vampire but also a wolf at some point. Low key hates the lochness monster, also known as nessie. Ends up being a vampire too. Overall a good person but she stutters a lot.
Boy named jacob black: Bella where the hell have you been locaaaa
Kristen Stewart as Bella: *hugs long haired Jacob black

Edward Cullen: hold on tight spider monkey
Kristen Stewart as Bella: *proceeds to hold tight while running up a tree at an alarming rate
by effervescent Snails November 23, 2021
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