joe's jars

A specific type of mason jar, that is not a mason jar, in which people can store virginity

Did you see Joe?
OMG JOE'S JARS!!!
*Mega fan*

by wet freak May 8, 2018

Pony In A Jar

A very sexual project where people release their jizz in a jar where Rainbow Dash is placed.

Pony In A Jar is so disgusting!

by SexualAnonymous September 20, 2022

Ghost in a jar

The result of farting into a jar and closing its lid tight. Makes a horrible gift.

After that bean burrito, I think I could make one helluva ghost in a jar

by chibisatan September 5, 2016

Jar Licker

Also known as a 'Jade'

This word shall mean, a lesbian or lesbo. Bull dikes are also very widely known of these people.

Look at that Jade, shes a jar licker.

by OhGodHereComesAnyomous January 23, 2010

Jarred

A horrible person.

Fuck you jarred stupid dyke!

by A JArReD March 6, 2018

Jarred

Person who has chubby mexican friends and is black but acts white

Jarred what are those

by 7944 March 15, 2017

Jar Hopping

The act in which two individuals present each other with reasonably sized mason jars and then after setting each jar at the foot of a bed and while nude proceed to simultaneously jump in the air falling in a seated position, landing on the jars in such a way the jars become inserted into the anal cavities. Upon precipice insertion both jar are worked further into the anal cavity until the pressure from the anal cavities causes the jars to violently shatter inside the anuses. The individuals then take turns presenting their bloody, glass shard stool expulsion to one another all the while quivering in unbridled ecstasy.

I went jar hopping last Tuesday with Fred and my ass is still bleeding!

by TinaMuffinsDelight December 14, 2011