public defenestration

A fairly adaptive solution for many of society's problems. Consists of turning an otherwise mundane defenestration into a public spectacle, visible to all. Great for cowing the masses back into line with the fear of being tossed out a really high window.

Emperor Cuzco was particularly famous for employing this technique.

"I'm sorry, you've thrown off the Emperor's groove."

*whoosh*

"Sooooorrrrrryyyy...!"

by The Lemon Merchant December 01, 2004

public erection

A coward; someone who wants to "hide"

Guy : Bro i dont wanna ask her what if she rejects me
Girl : Don't be such a fucking public erection

by cutie plant September 21, 2015

public hair

the moment a pubic hair is released to the general public. wether it be a teabaggingincident, a showing of the catbrains or the goat, or just a very hairy bush in a nudist parade.

woah, that dude that was showing his bubblegum needs to shave off that public hair. or at least wear a public hair net

by jon, the juice, carver March 28, 2006

Public Radio

Let me put it this way-

Turn on CNN. Now turn on CSPAN. Now turn on Speed Network.

Now shove a knife into your shoulders. As you are suffering, please, enjoy the intellegent chat they are having about Mongolia.

That's public radio.

*SKRRIRIIICICHH*

Welcome to Chitty Chitty Chat Chat. I'm

*SKRRIRICHH*.

Today we're talking about a book

*skrriitichhh*

Tons of monotone retards reading excerpts

*ssskkkkittiririihc*

HELP! I'M BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL AT-

*skrriiiitichhh*

So what compelled you to write about Diners?

by Zach G. November 25, 2004

Public Hair

When someone's pubic hair becomes dislodged during a visit to the bathroom and remains on the toilet seat or bowl for the next person using the restroom to see, resulting in the transition of your private's hair to a public hair.

Why is it so hard for people to clean their pubes off the toilet when they're done? I don't need to see their public hairs.

by Sockbabies October 06, 2011

Public stain

When someone beats it in public and cums all over a certain area.

DAMN! That was beating his dick on the ice skating rink, came on the ice while a little girl got showered with jizz, and a few people slipped on the cum and busted their ass! Just leavin' their public stain on the ice.

by Tiquil January 20, 2011

publicity stunt

An exploiting upon the media's behalf. When celebrities have interventions, and reach out for help for their disorders and addictions, they get ostricized, stigmatized, and unsupported by the media who does not understand that the wellbeing of our fellow humans should hold a higher standard than publicity. It ends up being publicized beyond control because there is no way to hide flaws if you are a celebrity.

so-called "publicity stunt"s:
Lindsay Lohan
Mary-Kate Olsen
AJ McLean
James Hetfield

Each and every celebrity who didn't want to die from their disorders and addictions.

by Anna J February 08, 2006