You are doing your normal thing, going to work or school, but all of a sudden you pass out but your brain is still working, all you see is black, you have 10 seconds until you wake up again, but in the black vision there is a 50% chance you die from passing out to passing away, the other 50% chance you survive and you wake up. There is a 1% chance to have a technical blackout, would you survive the nothingness of dark? Or be unlucky and die from passing out.
by Director Mylob44 August 6, 2023
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With dirty shoes on your feet
That's a technical foul
If you switch the radio
To some modern music show
That's a technical foul
If you don't shut the door
After using the 'frigerator
That's a technical foul
A technical foul
If you touch the thermostat
You'll get hit with a bat
'Cause that's a technical foul
(You will feel my wrath)
If your hair clogs the drain
You'll know the meaning of pain
'Cause that's a technical foul
(I'll show you no mercy)
Oh, this is such bullshit-a (hey)
In this house we say bullspit
Or it's a technical foul
A technical foul
Let me get this straight
You expect me to change my entire lifestyle in one night
Because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks?
You got it, bub
Or you can go rot in the gutter, it's up to you, Yankee Doodle
Well, I don't wanna do that
But let me run a few questions by you so I don't screw up accidentally
If I don't spray Lysol after moving a bowel
That's a technical foul
Okay, if I decide to wash my ass with your monogram towel
That's a technical foul (please say hiney)
If I make fun of your crazy feeties
Or give sugar cookies to Miss Diabetes
That's not only a technical foul, but possibly a homicide
Can I sleep past three?
If you do, you'll get a T
Take a whiz in those flowers?
I'll say hit the showers
Use this horn as a bong?
Adios, Tommy Chong
Make some long distance calls?
You'll get a kick in the balls, oops
With dirty shoes on your feet
That's a technical foul
If you switch the radio
To some modern music show
That's a technical foul
If you don't shut the door
After using the 'frigerator
That's a technical foul
A technical foul
If you touch the thermostat
You'll get hit with a bat
'Cause that's a technical foul
(You will feel my wrath)
If your hair clogs the drain
You'll know the meaning of pain
'Cause that's a technical foul
(I'll show you no mercy)
Oh, this is such bullshit-a (hey)
In this house we say bullspit
Or it's a technical foul
A technical foul
Let me get this straight
You expect me to change my entire lifestyle in one night
Because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks?
You got it, bub
Or you can go rot in the gutter, it's up to you, Yankee Doodle
Well, I don't wanna do that
But let me run a few questions by you so I don't screw up accidentally
If I don't spray Lysol after moving a bowel
That's a technical foul
Okay, if I decide to wash my ass with your monogram towel
That's a technical foul (please say hiney)
If I make fun of your crazy feeties
Or give sugar cookies to Miss Diabetes
That's not only a technical foul, but possibly a homicide
Can I sleep past three?
If you do, you'll get a T
Take a whiz in those flowers?
I'll say hit the showers
Use this horn as a bong?
Adios, Tommy Chong
Make some long distance calls?
You'll get a kick in the balls, oops
by Funky Games January 27, 2024
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by Ur_momther February 13, 2024
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by Trollow December 27, 2024
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by ballhogsummer February 9, 2025
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by Crypto March 11, 2026
Get the Technical physcology mug.A form of gaslighting where the perpetrator masks ideological defense or dismissal as a “technical,” “neutral,” or “unbiased” explanation. By claiming to offer merely technical clarifications, the speaker frames their own position as objective reality while dismissing any alternative as emotional, uninformed, or ideologically compromised. Technicalsplaining is common in debates about economic marginalism, neoliberalism, or platform policy: a critic of wage stagnation is met with a lecture on “supply‑and‑demand fundamentals,” presented as if it were pure physics rather than a contested theory. The goal is to shut down critique by making it seem naive in the face of “technical” truth.
Example: “When she questioned why wages hadn’t kept up with productivity, he gave her a lecture on marginal productivity theory as if it were a law of nature—technicalsplaining, using the mask of technical neutrality to defend an ideology.”
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