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who'd'ven't'f'i'dn't've'nt'f'i'd'ven't'f'ihavn'tn't'd'i've

A lengthy contraction. Use it your own way, who knows what it actually means. It’s too rusty to translate. The word can be found on Reddit, Tumblr, and probably more, most likely originating on social media.
Mike: who'd'ven't'f'I'dn't've'nt'f'I'd'ven't'f'Ihavn'tn't'd'I've-
John: Mike, shut up, we’re in an interview
by SomebodyNamedFjord April 3, 2020
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R.T.F. with the B.G.

Simple... The Reverse Tit Fuck with the Ball Gobble. Rather than standing over her stomach while tit fucking, you stand over her face making it easy for her to gobble your balls at the same time.
"Your wife made me feel very welcome by offering me coffe, pie, and an R.T.F. with the B.G."
by Jonny Ryan June 4, 2007
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F.T. no wax

doing something smooth and clean on the first try.
alex: did you see me land that fucking crook varial out?
Zach: F.T. no wax motherfucker.
by alex vagina October 24, 2006
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If and it wmf. Fiend f rent t Yh

If and it wmf. Fiend f rent t Yh
by Ruby27017 May 1, 2021
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A person that says it a lot to someone who seems gay when there not.
Man you are F R U I T Y WITH-DA-YYYYYYYYYYYYY
by iiberryyz October 9, 2019
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F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder)

Verb.

F.T.D.-Facebook Twitter Disorder.

Someone who has the attention span of a goldfish and are so passively apathetic, egocentric, narcissistic.
Wow! Did you see her F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder) last night? I've never seen so many posts in an hour!

John likes to F.T.D. with her! Must be using his Macbook! :P
by Tommy Dictionary February 23, 2011
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