Sweater Meat

Term used to describe the female breasts under a form fitting sweater, preferably a tight turtleneck made of cashmere or merino wool.

Did you see Keri today? She's prancing around the office showing real nice sweater meat in a tight red turtleneck.

by Cab Callaway January 27, 2006

Sweater Hogs

Nice big boobies in a sweater taking up all the extra sweater room.

"Wow, look at the sweater hogs on that bitch, there's no room left in that sweater!"

by chef plumpkin January 6, 2008

Gelatin Sweater

To ejaculate a monstrous load onto a person's torso, giving them a coating of semen that resembles a sweater made out of gelatin

"That bitch was sucking me off, and at the last second I pulled it out and gave her a nasty gelatin sweater! Hahah bet she's nice and warm now!"

by O. March 23, 2003

pubic hair sweater

Like the name implies, a sweater made of pubic hair. The ones with crabs are itchy. Black is the most popular color, but gray, black/gray mix, blonde, and red are also available.

Thanks for the red pubic hair sweater! Red is the warmest kind too!

by stormteam69 April 11, 2010

sweat rice

noun
A ritually prepared meal of rice intended to trap (tie) a man in a romantic relationship. Women prepare the meal by cooking rice and squatting over the steaming pot allowing the mix of condensation and bodily juices to "sweat" into the rice.

As she squatted over the cauldron, the heat was just right to bring out all the flavor for some -extra sweaty- sweat rice.

by b blues December 13, 2009

sweatbeatle-dickweed

1) A person who combines the negative traits of a sweatbeatle and a dickweed;


2) A term of disparagement-- commonly used among robots.

I used to believe in 9/11 conspiracies, but then I decided not to be a sweatbeatle-dickweed.

by Juan Non-lamestain October 4, 2008

lip sweater

Mustache. (Preferably on a man.)

Dude, there's milk on your lip sweater!

by dubbl4 August 8, 2008