Suburban Kayaking

Kayaking in the lake that used to be your front yard or in the river that used to be the street in front of your house.

It's rained so much in Rhode Island lately that I've decided to do some suburban kayaking.

by FloodedYard March 31, 2010

suburbanazi

1. An overwrought man or woman, who travels into a major metropolitan area occasionally, and expects the same sort of small town service from businesses that they receive in their home region.

2. Someone who is very serious about their lawn.

3. People whose only exposure to African-American culture is through The Cosby Show - or Dave Chappelle.

4. A female driver who has received her vehicle as a gift from her father; who is attempting to buy her love.

"Damn, dude. That suburbanazi expects our gas prices to be the same as outside the city limits?"

"Damn, dude. That suburbanazi has great megahips."

by ThisIsBill March 31, 2010

suburbic

it is what it is

that was totally suburbic

by alayna jerkface November 15, 2010

Suburban Limo

A multi-child stroller commonly found in suburban lifestyle centers.

Look at those medically assisted parents pushing their litter in the suburban limo.

by Krazy Chemist August 23, 2011

suburban flag

Flags other than the American flag proudly displayed outside suburban homes. Often holiday-themed.

"Dude, your mom is flying the suburban flag?"

"Yeah, she friggin' loves Christmas. And Easter. And Halloween. And Thanksgiving."

by FreedomRock November 21, 2011

Suburban Nutshack

That one house on your street that has at least ten Filipinos living in a three bedroom house that is maybe 1800 square feet at best.

Person 1: Did you hear about that Filipino family that bought the house at the end of the cul de sac?
Person 2: Oh god get ready for the suburban nutshack...

by herndonium September 15, 2020

suburban marxist

A mid 20’s to late 40’s ‘human’. Faux educated (not STEM degreed) whom has never traveled outside the US, or if so only to Traditional European destinations. Must remain faithful to a 150 year old tale from a Loner, who took his rich friends dads money, to write a series of books that conflict with each other. Typically super naive, living off welfare or fake disability, or a college (non STEM) professor. Indicators include not realising Trotsky made fun of them, dictators love their mindlessness.

Physical Indicators; a propensity for the older male to grow a silver pony tail, females defined by pink hair and both sexes given to morbid obesity. Usually listening to rage against the machine, and like the band, have been existing for over 20 years without ever attempting to offer up solutions, other than ‘unite’ or ‘we gotta...’ phraseology.

Dave- ‘Hey Nate why do you buy printer ink every EBT payday?’
Nate- “I gotta start the revolution, the mans gotta come down, we gotta unite.”
Dave- ‘aww suburban marxist duties, well ok rents past due...’

by ArmNumber7 September 25, 2020