stop light texting

Stop light texting is the act of sitting in your car, at an (ideally) long stop light. This is the perfect opportunity to check email, update your FB and scroll through your social media. Typically, if you have teens or children in the car, the act of stop light texting will be rudely interrupted by younger people telling you to stop!

"MOM, stop texting and driving!"
"OMG, I'm stop light texting, leave me alone! Sheesh. You are so over-schooled in this topic!"

by Funny Moms October 26, 2016

Stop Squirt September

Females are not allowed to squirt or climax for the whole month of September

Oh it’s time for Stop Squirt September

by ThephonyTony December 3, 2018

scropus

The residue left behind on your ass cheeks after taking a massive dump and you didn’t wipe enough.

My ass cheeks are burning, due to my Scropus. It must have been from the Taco Bell I ate last night.

The most common side effect of scropus is skid marks.

by Matzahberg March 21, 2020

Scroptosis

A condition of a unilateral unnaturally pendulous and saggy testicle (contained of course within said scrot). Considered a “syndrome” when associated with a sudden increased incidence of saggy ball related effects on life for example: sitting down onto a single ball.

Can be a surgical emergency.

Scroptosis Awareness Day is the 29th of February... every year.

There is no female equivalent.

Man 1: Bro, my right ball always get wet when I take a shit.
Man 2: Dude you need to see a doctor, that sounds like a bad case of scroptosis.

Man 1: Bro I cut my left nut on my bike chain again!
Man 2: How many times does this have to happen. Go see you your doctor. #scroptosisawareness

by Jonnic October 8, 2020

sleazy stop

a word for a ghetto gas station or shop. they usually just have gas and some porn mags.

Dude, how can you stand working at that sleazy stop?

by Alex91 October 26, 2006

Truck stop chopper

When one goes into a public bathroom stall that has a glory hole on each side wall. The user then sits on the toilet grabbing a dick in each hand, bears down, then shits loudly making a motorcycle noise.

Ugh I took a truck stop chopper just now, and I feel great!

by Granny dangler April 2, 2019

Cum stop drop

The cum stop refers to the packed poo up a persons ass that comes from a solid anal sex session, the packed poo acts as a barrier that prevents all cum deposits from going up any further. When the person goes to take a shit for
the first time after the anal sex session the cum stop shit drops from their ass as they are going to sit on the toilet and before they get on toilet seat. This free falling shit is known as the cum stop drop.

Before I had even got to the toilet I knew the ‘Cum stop drop’ was always going to be happening, it was the perfect blend of poo and cum!!

by mmb076 May 26, 2020