stirring her borscht

Having vaginal sex with one's girlfriend/wife/fuckpuppet while on her period. Especially relevant if your female sex partner is a Germanic/Slavic minx.

"So how was your night?"
"Not bad. Genevieve was on her period, but I still got to stirring her borscht, bro-man-dude."

by Ziggy Sobotka April 18, 2009

stir the honey pot

When a penis is inside a vagina and the man gyrates his hips in a circular motion, instead of in and out, tracing the vaginal wall.

Last night Jerome tole me how he stir the honey pot of

Shaza-queeta and she don likes it. It be horrible. Wors sex move eva!

by she-nonymous February 14, 2012

Texas Stir Fry

A sexual act in which the male partner uses, if his Female Counter Parts asshole is too unsavory. The Male applies a vigorous amount of Ketchup and Barbecue to the Asshole, and uses his tongue to penetrate the Now Delicious piece of Ass.

Man O’ man, Sharon’s swamp ass was terrible last night! I had to revert to the Old Texas Stir Fry to get the Job done.

by Stirfrymaster May 10, 2018

the city that never stirs

New York in the grip of the pandemic

Silent and empty, The City That Never Sleeps had swiftly become The City That Never Stirs.

by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2020

alabama stir fry

Fucking one’s mother whilst your sister butt fucks you with a carrot.

Got home last night and demanded an Alabama Stir Fry for my dinner.

by Montague Munch October 20, 2023

stir fry crazy

A giant mix of pure crazy, that's too much crazy for even bat shit crazy to define.

Person A: Susan from accounting said I ate her , but I didn't.
Person B: Susan from accounting is stir fry crazy, what do you expect.

by ProbablyInsane November 2, 2018

stirring tuna salad

the act of giving a girl pleasure with your hands.

i was stirring tuna salad with her in 6th period.

by kalcua November 10, 2011