STD Fairy

A person who has every or near every STD, but does not tell anyone before sex
Guy 1: Hey should i have sex with Stacy?
Guy 2: No she is an STD Fairy.
Guy 1: O right.
by IDET58 March 20, 2017
mugGet the STD Fairymug.

STD Stunner

When You have a Condom Catastrophe which in the end results in at least one STD if not possibly more! "Next time wrap that bitch up tighter!"
Remeber that condom catastrophe I told you about.. well now I got some STD stunner news from my Doctor!
by Forever Fun 'N' Faithful August 30, 2009
mugGet the STD Stunnermug.

STD Fro

Omar's hair
Hair that feels like a rug
You have an STD Fro
by Unknown March 11, 2003
mugGet the STD Fromug.

std: sig

When your dog poops out their insides. Caused by parkinson's disease; back legs become paralyzed.
Sexually inflammed guts.
what's hangin from your dog's butt? Oh, it is just std: SIG!!
by deppgirl October 29, 2008
mugGet the std: sigmug.

Personality STD

Someone who is the human equivalent to all the symptoms of an STD.

A person with personality STD personifies symptoms including but not limited to: warts, oozy abscesses, itchiness, redness, inflammation of the rectum, and death.

These individuals use a form of bugchasing; they wish to contract personality STD and find delight in giving others personality STD. Unlike the traditional term if bugchasing, these individuals use stupidity as a form to contract and give this disease, as opposed to not wearing a condom.
Aaron: Government should regulate anything. Like lead paint. I mean, what, 4 or 5 kids must have died? I know this sounds harsh but, does the market have to suffer if a few kids die? I know I would give my kids lead painted toys.

Sophie: It causes severe brain damage.

Aaron: Well, thats not true. But if it was, then that would only happen if they put it in their mouth, and that's the parents fault. I mean, tell your toddler to stop putting things in its mouth.

Sophie: Stop trying to give me your personality STD.
by Jucier May 21, 2013
mugGet the Personality STDmug.

STD Sam

This is a very special name. If you have it, live it.

Don't be scared. Go out there, get STD's. Make sure your name is Sam before hand. (Specifically, Sam Dunn.)

Everybody wants Sam's STD.
STD Sam gave me his STD!
by Jumping_Cookie696969 June 15, 2014
mugGet the STD Sammug.

Dog STD’s

When ya fuck a dog and get a new STD
“Oh man Jerry was fucking that dog so hard!” “Ya but it gave him Dog STD’s!”
by Special E.D June 17, 2018
mugGet the Dog STD’smug.

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