staplegun

Some stupid retard that 'goes' to barnwell school (i use 'goes' in the loosest way possible because he never really comes to school) he is completely retarded and he only comes to school so he wont get raped by his mum and brothers, he gots bullied all the time suggesting to us that he would rather be at home (apart from the raping...well actually we arnt sure) but we continue because i am sure i would have more money if my parents did not have to pay for this retard.

MARK STAPLETON\staplegun\stplehead\retard\ fag\shit head\homo\poor boy\go home\ why are you wasting my parents money\ leave now or i will beat you up.

by Who else? January 23, 2004

staple

a 45. or 38. special. a pistol

homeboy was poppin off at the mouth so i pulled that staple on his ass.shut em up real quick!

by 743! March 16, 2010

stabler

a particularly gay form of walk particularly practiced by cyclists.

look at him stabler, looks as if he had plenty man fat last night.

by studhom August 24, 2004

Dr. Roberta Staples

She's a really really really big bitch

Hi, I'm dr. Roberta Staples, and I'm a bitch!

by Believe Me I Know December 14, 2008

Staplesex

when a couple are engaging in sexual intercourse
a stapler is used to excite the gentiles

OMG! I had the best staplesex with this girl last night, she totally made me blow off

by tizzle30 October 2, 2007

staple gun

i shot my cat with one of these before...then i shot my rooster and it went BUCC-BUCCC-BUCCAC!!!!! really really loud

EDDIE DESERVES TO BE SHOT NEXT...it shall go through his hand ... see EDDIE

by eddie_wants_it_up_his_anus March 7, 2005

Staplemeltershape

The process of melting a plastic cutout (of your favorite shape) to your loved ones rectum hole, then pull out the inner rectum tissue and staple it to the shape so it stays in place. Now your partner can shit out your favorite dessets.

Mike Schmitt gave a staplemeltershape in a star shape to Pete M.

by Dvoyak Squared October 24, 2003