Any cop too stupid to realize that no one calls them pigs anymore because that's old news. If you find yourself in the situation needing to alert others that the squirrels are comin' to get you, you may distract them with the relatively new term, and also some neighborhood dogs as well if you're lucky.
by whoever_you_want_me_to_be December 17, 2009

seemingly harmless rodents who are planning world domination, they hold secret meetings in tree's and are hynotizing Bush (even though he's a jackass already) and telling him to blow things up.
by God November 19, 2003

Disrupting a casual drive with an abrupt press to the break, causing all passengers to shoot forward. The driver yells squirrel throughout the process, forging to have almost killed an innocent creature.
by Bridget1232424 August 29, 2011

by Mow-Ree June 29, 2004

by slvrsqrl August 2, 2004

by willbilly712 March 20, 2008

by Rook November 8, 2003
