squirrel

Any cop too stupid to realize that no one calls them pigs anymore because that's old news. If you find yourself in the situation needing to alert others that the squirrels are comin' to get you, you may distract them with the relatively new term, and also some neighborhood dogs as well if you're lucky.

Squirrel!! Put that shit out!!! Run Dammit!!!

by whoever_you_want_me_to_be December 17, 2009

squirrel

seemingly harmless rodents who are planning world domination, they hold secret meetings in tree's and are hynotizing Bush (even though he's a jackass already) and telling him to blow things up.

The invasion of Iraq

by God November 19, 2003

squirreling

Disrupting a casual drive with an abrupt press to the break, causing all passengers to shoot forward. The driver yells squirrel throughout the process, forging to have almost killed an innocent creature.

"Yoo how can i scare my friends?" "It's easy, try squirreling! It will scare the shit out of them!"

by Bridget1232424 August 29, 2011

squirrel

Verb To give the qualities of a squirrel to.

Verb Make drunk and buck ass wild

Those jager bombs oughta squirrel us up real good

by Mow-Ree June 29, 2004

squirrel

A game where guys wrestle and try to get the opponents nuts.

I bet I can beat you at a game of "squirrel"

by slvrsqrl August 2, 2004

squirrel

A hyper-active little man that is always alert and anxious.

Dave chill out you squirrel. If you don't relax I'll beat your ass.

by willbilly712 March 20, 2008

squirrel

What west virginian families (aka cousins) eat and make stew out of.

Hey if u weren't my sister, i'd totally divorce u for making such bad squirrel stew.

by Rubric November 30, 2003