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the spongebob song

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by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 21, 2022

Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III

a man who has many names and is the ultimate insult.

man, you are being such a fucking Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III. i cant believe you.

by Tyronelexbengie May 29, 2019

A Squidward

A person that is being a jackass, very grumpy or not in a good mood.

Person 1: Oh boy. Am I so ready for today.
Person 1: Oh don't be such a Squidward!

by Retarded64 October 14, 2020

Pulling a squidward

When so many drugs have been consumed that the participant loses all control of their hands and arms and all movments start resembling a squid.

I think you've had enough Martin you are already pulling a squidward

by STELIO. KONTOS. August 22, 2019

Squidward Torture Porn

A particularly bad episode of SpongeBob Squarepants where the character Squidward is the constant subject of pain and suffering - often in a tasteless manner.

Bro 1: "Dude, I got poop on my dick from doing anal with my girl."

Bro 2: "Damn that sucks on baby. Anyways, would you like to watch some SpongeBob."

Bro 1: "Sure as long as it's not a Squidward Torture Porn."

by reptilelegitfan November 1, 2025

Squidward

a tortured soul that wants some fucking peace.

his music ass tho-

Squidward needs a break

by ( ´∀｀ ) abomination February 2, 2025

Squidward

A handsome, bearded, ethnically ambiguous man with a large nose. He has immense fondness for soups, incredibly POWERFUL laughter, and is often seen with a live animal on his shoulders (most commonly a dog or bird). Despite his name and love of water, Squidwards are actually Earth Elemental. They are also highly resistant to frost damage and weak against Fire Types.

Don't be a grumpy Squidward because of the heat.
Would wearing this dog make you a happy Squidward?
Stop licking that rock Squidward!
Squidward... SOUP

by wesrdtfyguhijokpkjlhuiygtfrt August 22, 2019