chopaw spork

A heavy straw, also used as a chopstick, curved into a spoon-like shape at one end and with two prongs at the other end. Serves as a straw, chopstick, spoon, and fork.

"Man, these chopaw sporks are really useful, now I only have to buy two kinds of eating utensils and can save money.

by mistycee April 5, 2009

broken spork

To be spooned by someone with a prosthetic leg.

1st guy: "What did you do last night"

2nd guy: "Figured out Bob had a prosthetic leg"

1st guy: (thinks: broken spork)

by theattackofZ May 18, 2009

The Spork Baron

One of the single greatest demi-supervillains of all time.

It's a spoon! Its a fork! No, it's THE SPORK BARON!

by The Spork Baron October 20, 2003

sporked

the mix of spooned and forked, sporked.

Trevor got his ass sporked by Trav

by Kristinopolis September 15, 2005

Spork Sensei

The coolest and wackiest moderator for FJF.

Spork Sensei is awesome.

by Paul Geringer December 14, 2003

Spork Cutlet Bowl

A Spork Cutlet Bowl is the most unholy object known to man. It was sculpted from a cheap block of clay, no one knew how much power it would hold. It started as a simple Katsudon sculpture, but then a spork was added giving it the ultimate power. The sheer level of gay it holds is unstoppable, it will soon become our overlord...

The homosexuals be raving about the Spork Cutlet Bowl.

by Spork Cutlet Bowl November 28, 2019

Poopchute spork thinger

You found a definition mentioning this word um what is it? It is something you use to eat out your dog's ass after it had worms.

Urban Dictionary user: searches "urbandictionary" on search bar and goes to page 2
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by Your Creepy Uncle 9000 March 24, 2022