An individual with little to no societal worth..usually a jerk for no reason, characteristied as accidental birth as semen should have been discarded on a fabric, towel, or anything other than a vagina
Dude 1: " you meet Karl yet?".
Dude 2: "you mean the dick splash that hit on your mom at your dad's funeral?"
Dude 2: "you mean the dick splash that hit on your mom at your dad's funeral?"
by CH256 September 12, 2014
Get the dick splashmug. pants that make the "swishhhh" sound when you move in them. called splash pants because you can get them wet/splash in them.
"yooo johnny m, those are some sick splash pants!"
"thanks maddi, wanna here them when i walk"
'swish''swish''swish'
"dammnnn...theys fly"
"thanks maddi, wanna here them when i walk"
'swish''swish''swish'
"dammnnn...theys fly"
by lindsay_anne August 19, 2007
Get the splash pantsmug. by ECARs 2.0 March 11, 2009
Get the Smash and Splashmug. when you take a shit and the toilet water splashes back up into your bunghole (sometimes pleasureable)
by evanzo August 18, 2003
Get the ass splashmug. A splash of water a person receives in the butt when they are taking a shit, dump, or poop. When you're poop hits the water and splashes back up into you
"Gotdamit man, I just got brownie splashed. I even tried standing up as my turd left my butt
to avoid this!!"
- Marcus R
to avoid this!!"
- Marcus R
by Marcus R Jr June 13, 2015
Get the Brownie splashmug. When a man takes his testicles, dunks them in marinara sauce and proceeds to shove them into a womans mouth
by Puff daddy 1 August 3, 2017
Get the Meatball splashmug. When your dropping nuggets in the tilotet there’s a chance the water will splash your asshole your making it clean. therefore it’s a toilet splash and yes this was written after I had experienced a toilet spalsh.
Bro you got to try and do a toilet splash I was shitting and then the water form the Toilet splashed my ass making it a toilet splash now it’s super clean now!!.
by JohnDoe445 March 14, 2019
Get the Toilet Splashmug.