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Ass Soldier

A person who loves engaging in rim jobs.
Jarrod Michael Palmer is a total Ass soldier.
by Yomomma232 October 12, 2009
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Carpet Sliders

The most sexually satisfying children's toy of our generation. They slide so smoothly across the carpet it feels like you're having sex. Also called, "sex sliders."
I almost reached climax when I played with my carpet sliders.
by DiggabaVaginas1234 March 7, 2011
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SCS (Stone City Soldiers)

A group of people that run Bedford, Indiana. Not to be messed with because there's about 50 people that aren't known members. Currently being investigated by the FBI because the government doesn't trust teenagers. Top 30 on the gang watch list. They are all military. If you mess with one, you mess with them all. Leadership is a tall brown haired kid with second in command is a ginger with an afro. He only looks harmless. Don't go to Bedford without letting them know, they'll keep you safe, free of charge. Don't call them, they'll find you.
The SCS (Stone City Soldiers) is for the benefit of Bedford, Indiana. It is not a drug ring or criminal gang.
by StoneCitySoldier#2 October 5, 2012
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Home run slider

When a guy is talking a crap sitting on the toilet and another person (girl or guy) sits on his lap and also takes a crap. The crap then slides down the guys dick and plops in the toilet
This girl gave me a home run slider last night and it felt good
by jhofosho#44 March 29, 2015
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Twin Cities Slider

A hand job lubricated with mustard (definitely not dijon). Also known as the TC Slider. Similar to the Kansas City Slider (KC Slider).
My girl is so kanky she gave me a Twin Cities Slider in the bathroom at the Metrodome.
by K. Puckett July 19, 2006
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Salt lake city slider

When two Mormon missionaries back up ass to ass and the senior elder shits into his brother of faith asshole then they continue to pass the chunk of poo back and forth from asshole to asshole like a shity game of tennis til the trud has melted away
Dude elder Smith gave me the salt lake city slider so hardcore last night
by E-waynesky June 1, 2015
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Soldier Duckie

A guy who plays games like a duck.
Person one: I hate this game, I shot him in the head!

Person two: You're such a Soldier Duckie!

Person one: Quack, Quack!
by Ghostface_G99 October 13, 2018
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