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Somers

A very classy, expensive, preppy, Vineyard Vines-wearing area in Westchester County, NY. It is along the same lines of Bedford in terms of wealth, with a slightly less well-known reputation. The pristine landscaping is beautiful, and everyone seems to know each other. The houses are too expensive and exclusive for anyone to afford, over $1,000,000 (and thats on the cheap end). Its filled with with either brand new multi-million dollar construction or huge old houses that look as great as ever. It lacks a hot spot such as Greenwich Ave, but its warmth and quaint-ness gives it the "cute, bedroom town" appeal. Everyone here is from super rich suburban catholic families consisting of both parents being either doctors, lawyers, or owners of an italian restaurant usually named after one of more members of the family. In some rare cases, the dad's dont even need to work, they are that secure. They usually vacation in Martha's Vineyard, Cape Cod, Myrtle Beach, or the Bahamas. The kids usually either get brand new Lexus's or Audi's, or receive the hand-me-down BMW that their dad recently gave them, which they drive every friday to the Westchester Mall to shop at stores like J.Crew. Unlike Scarsdale and Bronxville, most of these Somers kids are super smart, and work hard to do well in school, and dont fall into drugs and alcohol..which pays off because they go to some of the best colleges in the country. Somers adds not only wealth and beauty to Westchester, it offers a touch of class.
"She's super beautiful, classy, and smart..she must be from Somers. "

"He is such a gentleman, and even opened my car door for me on our date...he must live in those brand new mansions in Somers."

"When i get older, i want to live the most perfect preppy life, thats why i'm moving to Somers!"
by preppyturtle May 25, 2006
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Somers Slap

When a woman uses her beef drapes or beef curtains to smack a man across the face following oral sex. The female answer to the Danza Slap. Named for the great Suzanne Somers who mastered this move after years on the ThighMaster which strengthened the muscles controlling her cameltoe/ninja foot.
Bitch almost knocked me out with her beef drapes when she Somers Slapped me last night.
by Evil DDR November 1, 2007
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Sommerset

Female 19-year-old Fortnite streamer from Texas who has already had several internet boyfriends, with the aim of achieving extra fame. ( For example: Eclipsae, Clix, FSBully & Saevid )
- Yo, do you know Sommerset?
- Oh yeah that one clout chaser who has been in multiple online relationships.
by thesett March 21, 2022
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Somer

N. A down to earth, loveable girl. usually with mental retardations of some kind. Best if pronounced with a lisp. (Thomer) Usually having brownish or blonde hair. Tends to like ugly men.
I love that girl Somer, but she is a real idiot!
by -- Golem August 6, 2011
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somer

"wow, you really just somered the shit out that kid."

"dude, dont try and somer me."
by somer rodgers January 15, 2008
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Somers

A person, typically a college-aged student,with the propensity to consume vast/ungodly amounts of alcohol.
Yo man, that kid over there just challenged me to a drinking contest. I'm gonna tear him apart!
Naw man, I wouldn't if I were you...that tard is a Somers.
by Robes July 16, 2008
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Sommer Ray

the face of an angelic goddess. Not much you can say about her tbh, she's perfect rt.
by accountancy November 23, 2018
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