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soggy trombone

The act of combining rusty trombone with soggy cookies. Where there are two or more couples standing around a cookie, where the female performs a rusty trombone on the man, having to cum on the cookie. The last couple to cum on the cookie has the male to eat the cookie.
You lost the soggy trombone competition, EAT THE COOKIE!
by Ian Knowles December 14, 2008
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soggy cock

The act of dipping your penis in syrup, usually with waffles surrounding it.
Yo the other day I did a soggy cock and to this second girls won't get off my dick.
by Zombalatron December 16, 2017
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Soggy Woggy

When you’re sad and feeling down in the dumps :((( - Jeanie 2019
Jeanie : im feeling soggy woggy

Noddy: soggy woggy 👊🏻😭
by ChildBeatoor420 January 7, 2020
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Soggy Burrito

Having anal sex with a Mexican person with diarrhea.
My friend Yahir and I just did a Soggy Burrito. It was muy bien.
by No I don’t want that March 14, 2023
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soggy chewbacca

When an extremely hairy man has hot sweaty sex with a chick and sheds the equivalent of a bear skinned rug on her stomach and chest. When she realizes she is covered in hair she lets out a Wookie war cry.
Rob's hairy ass turned that bitch into a soggy chewbacca.
by Wrighteous53 January 10, 2018
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soggy lamp

1.Someone who ruins the fun.
2.Someone who is very lazy
God John, you're such a soggy lamp!
by HopelessNerd July 11, 2015
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soggy doormat

When a lady doesn't shave her lady garden so it becomes bushy or doormat like and a man pulls out and spaffs on it.
Pulled a bird last week and gave her a right soggy doormat, pull out game is strong.
by Shaven demon October 6, 2019
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